I'll be damned Francis, when'd you learn to read?

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

you're gay?

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain

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MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR
I SPILLED IT
ALL OVER MY CAR
BEES ARE
INSIDE OF MY CAR
THEY COULD KILL ME
I'M ALERGIC TO BEES

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&M's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one M&M cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other M&M, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of M&M gladiators. I do this until I run out of M&M's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to M&M's brand with the champion M&M in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

Really? God of course you have an Ana icon too, you're all so self serving. of course you have a "i did all the work" attitude, i'm gonna level with you twinkle tits, all you did was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hit left click and spacebar. You know how easy it is to get a 4 man with genji? If you're not on depressents, it's pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy. And a 6 man, with a nano boost, AND YOUR TEAM FIRING DOWN ON THEM AT THE SAME TIME? Wow, yeah, no you did ALL the work, good job snowflake.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?

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If my girl and my Beyblade were both drowning, you bet your ass you can catch me lettin it rip the next day. Cause it's Beyblade or catch a fade,

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The only absolute cute.

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“People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.”

♥ You say Lady Gaga, I say Hitler
♥ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Hitler
♥ You say T-Pain, I say Hitler
♥ You say Eminem, I say Hitler
♥ You say Jonas Brother, I say Hitler
♥ 3% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 97% that still upholds the path of Nazism, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF THE REICH DIE!!!!!

Wooolf~

Wuff

*devours you*

*glomps and locks in a room* :V

Meep.... *catches n hugs*

Puppylicious<3

lol :P

Mew, mew! <3 Happy Thanksgiving! <3

Appreciatively less disturbing :3c

First

*equips aviator sunglassse* I HAVE THE NEED FOR SP- wait, wrong meme

this is when "screwing the pooch" becomes literal

/me has his storms calmed

Nice ass.

x//3 ohai butt

Hey Pu- b-butt..

Dat ass. It had to be said.

I can't help but to check your profile everytime I scroll down my friends list. Your profile pic, it's like a siren. :<

Heh. It's yer butt :B

:o
ME! :3

Commenting because, you know, awesome pup and all.

Oh my ♥♥♥♥ it's a puppy! HELLO!

your icon is so cute x3

Cute! <3