Recent reviews by xHans

Imagine reading something with one hand and then all of a sudden you're laughing your ass off or shedding some tears because of some emotional occurrence. Yes, this is Kyonyuu Fantasy, this franchise is so great and hilarious. It has the same vibes as prison school anime where you get the horny and the good comedy.

🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons


✅Great plot which is absolutely hilarious and engaging with politics in a fantasy world
✅Ginormous bazongas
✅No modern audience slangs or woke localization
✅No uncensor patch required, no mosiacs
✅Fully voiced and great soundtrack


Game length ▰▰▰▰▰▰▱▱▱ on average about 35-45 hours depending on read speed.

I rate 9/10

Root double is a Denpa VN. If you have experience reading this type of story you will notice a lot of things happening with very convenient timing from the perspective of an unreliable narrator but the story is told from multiple perspectives revealing mysteries. The mysteries is not unfairly hidden to the viewer, the author respects your intelligence and give small hints to keep the readers engaged.

A lot of people love to complain about √B because it is a slice of life. Just dismiss the opinion of these people and block them, they are the same that complain about the SoL in muv-luv extra aswell. √B was actually pretty fun to read imo.


🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons


✅Thrilling story with a lot of emotional moments where you, yourself start to wonder if you're a psychic with "empathy" powers.
✅Not woke, no DEI, no hovering around sensitivities
⛔️Repetetive scenes ad nauseum galore
⛔️bad choice system, the game can only be played with a guide


Game length ▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▰▱▱ on average about 45-55 hours depending on read speed.

I rate 8/10

Censored slop, don't read on steam.

Dark mahou shoujo eroge that fights aliens in outer space which makes into a very unique setting that somehow works.

🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅Top tier artwork
✅Great OST and voice acting
✅The localization is good, no modern audience/woke/gen z cringe
✅Good story while having a decent pace, starts off slow as a dark nukige with a lot of segs that somewhow becomes distracting but if you let it cook, it'll eventually get deeper.
🟥The deliciousness came in too quickly making you not care too much about the characters at first but they'll eventually grow as the plot moves forward.
🟥Alternative routes are weak


Game length ▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱ ~16-20 hours depending on read speed and reading alternative routes

I rate 8/10

Edit: Changed my review to positive.

The first week of the game was terrible for F2P players. Basically starting out with a default starter deck while the whales have about 500 cards of rng gacha pulls ahead of everyone else so it felt unfair. we will see how the economy holds out after the 2nd set but so far things have stabilized and f2p players should be focusing on ONE class deck.

This is a great and fun game.

This is a story of redemption, forgiveness, regrets and love. If you are having doubts whether you should read this game or not, I highly suggest that you do coming from me. I had personally held off from reading this because I had the perception that it attracted a certain kind of audience and did to want to waste my time and be disappointed so I gave it a chance and it turned out to be a great experience.


🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅Masterful story
✅Amazing OST
✅Artistic masterpieces that captures the atmosphere of the era and style of the VN.
✅The Story deals with issues that is caricatured in modern day political discourses without forcing any biases towards the reader. It maintains a neutral stance while being as realistic as it can keeping in mind the era, the struggles of the individual and everyone around them.
✅Not woke, no DEI, just a masterpiece
⛔️No voice acting
⛔️Pacing can be a slog at times especially when we go through the backstory of each character which is a retelling of events from a different point of view. It may seem repetitive but the culmination of it all is rewarding.


Game length ▰▰▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱ on average about 32-40 hours depending on read speed.

I rate 10/10

Trails from zero is a great game that honors the essence of a JRPG with masterclass in world-building, character development, narrative pacing, soundtrack, etc. After having played Sky, Coldsteel and now moving onto Azure I can say that the best experience to this series is following the release order of these games because every new entry will spoil the previous one.


🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅Amazing cast of characters, KeA being the cutest thing that will awaken your parental instincts
✅Nostalgia trip if you previously played Sky
✅All characters get EXP even if they are out of the party, guest characters are all always useful
✅Great OST and voice acting
✅The localization wasn't too bad, no modern audience/gen z cringe
✅Great story with many tear jerking moments and developed characters, even some NPC's are entertaining
🟥Multiple playthrough to get 100% achievement - Annoying


Game length ▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱▱ ~35 hours depending on read speed, usage of a guide and if you're going for achievement completion

I rate 9/10

Quench your thirst with more funbags. Part 3 of the original funbag fantasy series. You do not need to play funbag fantasy 2 to read this although it would make sense if you were to play them in release order because there are references in this game to the previous which spoils some events although not that big of a deal.

Kyonyuu Fantasy 1 Read order:

Funbag Fantasy > Side boob story > Side boob story 2 > Side boob story 2 after > Side boob story 2 after Lute Hen

Pretty much the same pro's and cons as my review for part 1 except that I have not encountered any issues on windows 11:
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Hansdevx/recommended/1013180/

🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅New Heroines with even more diverse personalities, shape and sizes.
✅Altho it's more of the same story as funbag and sidestory 1, I like this one more.
🟥 The Lute Hen version that recently came out in 2025 have more ending scenes but is only available in JP.
🟥 Game crashes need to run as administrator

Game length ▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱▱ ~35 hours depending on read speed

I rate 9/10

Kyonyuu Fantasy 1 Read order:

Funbag Fantasy > Side boob story > Side boob story 2 > Side boob story 2 after > Side boob story 2 after Lute Hen

Pretty much the same pro's and cons as my review for part 1 except that I have not encountered any issues on windows 11:
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Hansdevx/recommended/1013180/

🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅New Heroines, Aphrodia being my favorite because mama.


Game length ▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱▱ ~20 hours depending on read speed

I rate 8/10

Follow our hero Flute hand dead... (Lute: it's Lute Hende!) on his journey to collect the most balloons of the continent of erodia. This nukige is great for people who loves bobas (like myself), it's funny and very entertaining plot wise. If you watch ecchi anime it has the same spirit as Prison school where there's a lot of funny jokes and subarashi content.

🟩 Pros 🟥 Cons

✅Great plot which is absolutely hilarious and engaging with politics in a fantasy world
✅Ginormous bazongas
✅No modern audience slangs or woke localization
✅No uncensor patch required, No mosiacs
✅Fully voiced and great soundtrack
⛔️Buggy in windows 11. Need to run as administrator to launch.


Game length ▰▰▰▰▱▱▱▱▱▱ ~20 hours depending on read speed

I rate 8/10 , one of the better nukiges out there.