Recent reviews by SassySquatch

Fun little game if you have an hour or so to kill. Played it while watching a movie and had a good time!

I've been diving through hell since my first wife Glizelda Krupke. A shrewd woman hell bent on ruining the lives of all around her. Deep down though I saw a sliver of gold. She was kind to my orphaned son which meant the world to me. Being in waste management I always knew there would be a day where my hands get a little too dirty, and on that fateful day Glizelda was with me. You see In waste management you know you're gonna get your hands dirty which is why I left the manhole cover open along Glizelda's path to the DSW Shoes. By the way why is it called DSW Shoes if the DSW stands for Designer Shoe Warehouse? Weird right? She would often go in and buy pumps or heels which was a bit....Farshtunken if you asked any respectable mensch. To dress as ostentatiously as she did to temple you'd have to be a mshugener. Bright colors, high heels, and a thin gold veil who was she trying to impress? Let me tell you no one but the devil after she fell into that open manhole cover. I closed it up as she asked me to call for help. That was 1987 and I haven't heard anything about it since. You see Glizelda was quite the rich lady and using the money I inherited from her estate I was able to invest heavily into some stocks that I thought could be profitable. Mainly things like Tilamook, Frito lay, and Hillshire farms. Things that used to be penny stocks when they started out but now are worth quite a pretty penny if you have the stocks themselves. I also bought a medallion (New York taxi not a nice necklace. though I did buy a nice necklace for my new wife. Betty Bermawitz. Betty was a nice lady for Jersey and despite that she didn't quite have that jersey accent that a lot of Jersey Jews had. She was also kind to my orphaned son but that's besides the point by now [1995] we had become estranged after I refused to buy him the newest HP personal computer. I haven't spoken to him since but that's probably because he's living with Glizelda now...if you know what I mean) those things are worth a mint in it of themselves. I got out of waste management and am now spreading democracy across the galaxy the way the lord above intended. I still think sometimes about Glizelda and how no one found her body but you know what they say....."New York am I right?"

If you want to put dung in your mouth and cover it with bad hot sauce go here. TV are horrible and if you want to watch local sports go somewhere else, if the bartender has money on a game in your view he will not change the channel. I was told that the Hurricane game I wanted to watch was on other screens, and if I wanted to watch it on the big screen it was on behind me. He wouldn't change the channel because he had money on the game that was on the be screen that was more convenient for him. Bad service BAD wings. I sent my spoiled wings back and was offered a bag of ice for my warm beer. I told the bartender to take the wings off my check and I just wanted my bill. I waited 10 minutes while he talked to another patron named Tommy about the money they had on the college basketball tournament. I ended up leaving without paying for the warm beer that I never drank or even knowing if the spoiled wings I sent back were removed from my bill. I guess they money he had on the game was more than I would of ended up tipping. I will never go back to this place that live on it's now jaded reputation.

I apparently have played 20 hours of this game without ever actually playing it on steam. That said I hate the fallout series it reminds of a time not too long ago when the sun was shining and the birds chirping cheerfully. I was a small lad in the dense, wet, and muddy jungles surrounding the local jolly bee. I looked around as I ate my patented jolly bee™ Sugar Spaghetti™ I thought to myself....wow this sucks and is really bad for me and frankly I thought to myself is this what america is like? It was then that...my good friend Bayani came over. He was eating a burger steak combo meal (The one that comes with a 6 pc bucket of chicken)with double rice! He also had a Palabook fiesta party pack that he was digging his hands into. One thing about bayani. We were 12 at the time but when he was 6 he told me during a sleepover that before he eats he likes to "Dig around" for "Forbidden spice" in the back of his pants. Can you believe this guy. He was pretty well off and I was a little jealous. I mean I was still eating the value spaghetti but that's another story for another time. He was eating out the Palabok Fiesta party pack he was sent out to get it for his family (His parents work a lot and his grandmother is quite Ill) and there he was just going to town. I truly believe this is why his grandma is sick. ANYWAYS With hard boiled egg and shrimp on his breath he invited me over to get a true taste of what america has to offer. He had just gotten fallout 4 and we played that game for hours and hours and I realized.....it's just life in the phillipines or africa from the images and research ive done on the subject. If this is really the american lifestyle that todd howard presents to us maybe he should stop making games. my dad went to america once he was punched in the nose and robbed at gunpoint. This does not happen in the game. There is no burger as big as my head and no fountains where the water runs so clear that I can see the young people play through it. All in all this has NEGATIVLEY EFFECTED my enjoyment of the fallout series....I never even got to take a bite of the Palabook fiesta party pack.


Audio: 3 Sad noisy scratchy music sounds like it's coming over my grandpas ham radio
Video: 2 It looks like what It looks like when I look out of my window
Story: 10 Dead son.
Controls: 1 LAck there of.

I really wanted to like this game. I saw a lot of people playing it fine online but by god has this been my worst experience with VR so far. Brand new Quest 2, 3080TI, 32gb of ram and this game jitters worse than michael J. fox after an energy drink. The first half of the tutorial was fine but that really just served to lure me into a false sense of hope. By the time I was learning about consumables (Btw half the stuff didn't spawn into the tutorial level. E.G. the bullet maker/loader the magnum on the table, shotgun shells in the ammo box.) the game was quickly becoming unplayable a relatively smooth experience became a sharp jittery one the second I put my backpack on and from then on out that's the only experience I had in the game. I've tried opening with several options and looked at a few tutorials but honestly if I have to put in this much legwork just to make YOUR game work then it's not worth it.

4/10 Half baked pie that needs more time in the oven. It'll get there eventually but by god is it a hot mess right now.

I played the demo for the game jam this game was made for and I was HOOKED. This game is easy to pick up and hard to master. Each level pulls you into this mix of frustrating satisfaction and pure elation as you bounce your way through hell and back. Turn on some eurobeat or some fast paced music and bounce through this absolute hidden gem of a game.