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812.9 hrs on record (798.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you ever feel like you're a loser, or if generally feel bad about yourself, simply join a public furry hideout instance. You'll realize you actually have nothing to fear, you'll never be one of those animals. Big self confidence boost.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 9 5900X 12-Core Processor - RAM: 64 GB
AMD Radeon RX 9070 XT - VRAM: 16 GB
Posted 14 April.
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64.3 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Jerma
Posted 14 September, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
592.8 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
I'm having ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of fun right now with this game, however I can foresee the current system becoming rather stale if there's no notable content or QoL updates. It doesn't have RoR2 or Hades levels of randomness or player retention atm, but I'm still enjoying it.

IMO to keep this game interesting over time, they'd need to add crossplay, add some form of *proper* player communication, add more interesting random buffs, add a new map or two, and add a couple more nightlord bosses down the line and it would be perfect to me
Posted 5 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
528.5 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Praise the light!
Posted 5 July, 2024.
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139.0 hrs on record (17.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
My two issues with this game were the durability system and performance. They just fixed the durability to be less punishing in my opinion with Hotfix #1, so now my only issue is performance. You will need one beefy rig to play this in its current state.

I am also ♥♥♥♥ at precision combat games, but i was able to beat the main two bosses in 15 hours after rigorously exploring as much as i could. This game heavily rewards exploration. Combat is SUPER enjoyable when you find a rhythm and a build that suits you. I would recommend this to anybody who enjoys FromSoft titles <3
Posted 20 April, 2024. Last edited 20 April, 2024.
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62.3 hrs on record (19.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Cant sex the braken, but the game is cool too
Posted 11 December, 2023.
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866.7 hrs on record (860.7 hrs at review time)
Spending mental energy on this game is a waste of time and I regret spending hundreds of hours running in figure 8s, i could be a damn olympic figure skater at this point
Posted 7 February, 2023.
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40.7 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just as your friend says the coast is clear, the door locks in your face lol
Posted 15 December, 2022.
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95.3 hrs on record (54.1 hrs at review time)
I learned a full semesters worth of philosophy for the price of 40 dollars.
Posted 9 November, 2022.
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32.4 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
I like playing as Captain America.
Posted 26 September, 2022.
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