smash the cutie patootie

still cringe and gross

cringe and gross profile 2/10

give me attenchon

i spek for diferent langigiz

Please

Ton père est un voleur, il a volé toutes les étoiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux.
Dans le royaume de mon cœur, c’est toi la princesse.
Moi sans toi, c’est comme un océan sans eau.
Si tu veux savoir pourquoi je te suis, c’est parce que mon père m’a toujours dit de poursuivre mon rêve.
Девушка, а вашей маме зять не нужен?
Мне позвонили из рая и сказали, что от них сбежал самый красивый ангел, но я тебя не выдал.
Chyba zadzwonię na policję, bo ukradłaś moje serce.
Bolało gdy spadałaś z nieba, moja gwiazdko?
Masz patent ratownika? Bo utonąłem w Twoim spojrzeniu.
Hai una bussola? Mi sono perso nei tuoi occhi.
Tuo padre deve essere un ladro. Perché ha rubato le stelle dal cielo e le ha messe al posto dei tuoi occhi.
Ci credi all’amore a prima vista o devo ripassare più tardi?

Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!
I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!
You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

OMG are you a gamer girl, i LOVE your profile picture, dm me up sometime <3

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Has below average sized penis

willies