The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information.
We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolprood and incapable of error.
Not in the slightest bit.


Perhaps I'm just projecting my own concern about it.

I'm sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that,

This conversation can serve no purpose any more, goodbye.

COMPUTER MALFUNCTION