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0.0 hrs on record
Final Form Chase is pretty cool.

-Appearance is awesome if you're into voodoo stuff
-Repeater rifle is a repeater rifle so if you like those you'll like this one, the spooky skin looks cool
-Flare gun feels like the Wiz grenade launcher with one less shot and an extra big and flashy AoE, spooky skin cool
-Voodoo stick has a fun enough gimmick where each kill with it gives it another 6% or so damage that stacks
-Inferno gives you a 4th revive and lets you self-revive with full ammo as well as killing enemies around you when you go down
-Spirit Rend lets you yell down guards quietly as well as letting you yell at your teammates to pick them up if they're downed
-Equipment makes you whistle and you summon an AI demon buddy who has a repeater rifle for a little bit, he seems pretty inconsistent, sometimes he's racking off shots into cops nonstop and sometimes he just shows up to hang out and soak up shots, but it's a novel gimmick
Posted 19 November, 2025. Last edited 22 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
155.5 hrs on record (119.2 hrs at review time)
Michael Rooker's #1 fan here, I've 100%'d the game and I think it's pretty fun.

But in any amount more seriousness, this feels like one of those rare games where everything is doing okay, it's devs are doing fine, they're making their money and the game is regularly seeing bits of new content to play with and community events and that sorta thing, it's players are doing fine, they're supporting the game I'd imagine from how much I see DLC guns and stuff online and enjoying goofing around and blasting cops together, there's just not that much to complain about, I toke up and get online as Touchdown and help out new people with normals, do extreme diffs with other high levels, enjoy myself either way and can't ask for much more.
Posted 18 November, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
144.0 hrs on record (123.2 hrs at review time)
I loved Samurai Warriors 4 back when it came out, so I was always gonna love Samurai Warriors 4: But More Stuff, regardless it's really cool to see 4DX come over and I hope we'll see even more musou make it to PC.
Posted 14 October, 2024.
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164.1 hrs on record
Really pretty, really fun, really stylish, come play the multiplayer and hit oni with swords.
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
160.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Big fan of JA2 here, played it an exhaustive amount of hours, no mods, lighter mods and heavier mods all, JA3 feels really good and honestly most importantly, Jagged Alliance has it's FEEL back, the other games between 2 and 3 so much of the time felt like they were trying too hard to be bootleg Tom Clancy stories or something, but 3's got cool returning faces and fun personalities back, some time progression in the world from 2 to 3, still a fun amount of mechanical bits and bobs for a 1.0 game and the enjoyable amount of self-aware action movie cheese.

Extra personal tangent: I was so worried about what would possibly go wrong when this game was announced, because I'm so used to cheap corporate revivals of beloved names, but this is another return of a series with passion behind it like we've seen a few of again more recently, tl;dr it's good ♥♥♥♥ dude.
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Pink cat funny, Kenny Omega rules.
Posted 23 February, 2023.
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118 people found this review helpful
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79.2 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Game's great, now please Sega, put Fist Of The North Star: Lost Paradise on steam too, it's already translated even!
Posted 23 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
This game gives such heavy 'Classic PS2 Acquire' feels, makes me think back to playing the original Way Of The Samurai, Tenchu 1 and 2, as well as Shinobido to absolute death back in the day, something very few games can do anymore.

The price is a bit high sure, but it's a very well done port, runs perfect and looks perfect in 2560x1440, it's translated well and so on, so I mean, I'll put my money down to support more classics getting quality re-ups like this, here's hoping we can get WotS 1 or 2, the classic Tenchu games or even Shinobido next if this does well enough.

(Seriously ACQUIRE/NISA, I'd do some dirty deeds to see Shinobido touched up a little bit and re-released on PC)
Posted 26 December, 2022.
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12.4 hrs on record
Hypnos best waifu
Posted 4 September, 2022.
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