No you're NOT a gamer
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying
"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"
That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game.
Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

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I just reported you
FAQ
What does this mean?

Your communication and/or gameplay was reported to Valve, who can remove your in-game chat/item drops and (possibly) ban you.

Why would you do such a thing?

I don’t report everything I see but some reasons I reported you include:

Using items/abilities in a griefing manner

Being rude to other players

Feeding

Am I banned from Dota 2?

No, not yet, however a loss in behavior score can remove your in-game chat and/or take further action by banishing you to Low Priority (either for a set amount of time or permanently).

I don’t feel that I should’ve been reported. Can you unreport me?

No, I cannot. Valve, however, can choose to ignore my report if I ended up abusing the report button (which is against Dota rules).

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I tell ya what, you just got visited by the friendly propane man.
If you don't post this in 5 comment section you'll suffer pro-pain

This man stole my Ford Panda, broke into the local Aldi and stole like a bunch of haribos. The police contacted me because the plate number is registered on me, yet on the CCTV there's clearly a bald man to be seen. I knew it was this man's spherical bald head. If he contacts you to beg for money, don't give it to him. He will only inject the haribos into his bloodstream again and go on a rampage. He's also a raging gay

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