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"I ever tell you about the time Keith tried to deep-fry a turkey? Third-degree burns over 90 percent of his body. His doctor called up, like, other doctors to look at him cause they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns"

"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather Or the Ahh. I don't know that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies."