Recent reviews by creature beach

watched several men use the toilet together, had smoke "breaks" that lasted a while whilst discussing IRL problems, blamed others for the bad things I did, slapped a lot of peoples' butts, and even got locked in a closet for a full game!

10/10 game, will be playing forever

when I'm down, people drag me round corners yelling, "YOU'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT BROTHER"

at the start of every game, at least one person plays Fortunate Son while we fly in on our chopper

this is what video games are for

If you want to figure out how to play, you need to endure the awful tutorial narrator or have had experience playing their prior release, KSP1

I was really excited at launch and was confused by the negative feedback initially, but honestly this game has bad graphics and very little actual quality. This is not a competitor to KSP1 in any way

How the devs managed to provide such little content for a long period of time spent (3 years) creating the game, is such an under-sell. I do not recommend purchasing this game in its current state

fun game if you can handle being bullied recklessly by people with little skill but lots of irl money to waste or have your location doxxed by hackers who, for some reason, can access other players IP addresses ingame

beautiful game!

absolute horse rubbish

the entire game is a mild attempt to be 'EPICK' but it's just cringe as hell. almost as if some type of corporate entity beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the devs until they got the cringiest animations possible. gameplay's fine however

Pretty fun, feels like it's a bit too easy to be honest; doesn't really challenge me as much. However, it's actually a pretty fun game so far!

*happy pirate noises*

Risky as hell