Recent reviews by 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐒𝐔

I cried in 2012 and now i cry again in 4k.

Made me go back to Left 4 Dead 2

Reject Modernity

Embrace Tradition!

Quality of that of a free/cheap Battlefield with COD gunplay. Enjoyable for $2

No Stamina???
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This is Pequod, arriving shortly at LZ

Started as a football game, ended up running a digital casino where my team’s success depended on how deep my wallet was. My best tactic? Praying to EA’s loot box gods. “Pay-to-Winchester,” “Credit Card FC,” and “Microtransaction United” were my top clubs. 2/10 would rather play actual football in my backyard...

Monsters hate capitalism, and I respect that, but I still gotta pay rent.

This game is actually a masterpiece. You’ll spend half the time screaming and the other half tripping over furniture, flinging priceless items, and blaming your friends for everything. 10/10

got attached and then got depressed...

You can play as a woman... what were they thinking lmao

-Kicked a midget
-Gave an 8foot football player a swirly
-Made a fat kid piss himself
-Shot a christmas elf in the balls with a metal slingshot
-Threw a rotten egg at santa
-Ran over a young child with a go kart
-Beat down a cheerleader with a baseball bat

After such a stressful day I can come home and play a game like Bully to unwind and ignore all the backlash I'll have to deal with tomorrow...