Having chronic lyme is worse than cancer and aids combined... trust me bro.
Being a professional gaslighting parasite is a full time job.
I gotta walk my dog 3 times a day and make 3 meals for myself, it's work.
I'll make up any excuse to squeeze every last dollar out of you and then leave you for dead... it's a skill.

Hobbies include:

- Spending charity money on RTX 4090's and PS5's.
- I also think I'm in to board games but can't read instructions or follow directions.
- I also enjoy painting miniature figures in my 60 hours of downtime a week.