Q: What makes me a good Demoman?

A: If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you now would I?

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Q: What is Green?

A: Good!

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Q: What is Green?

A: What we humans call green corresponds to the portion of the electromagnetic wave spectrum ranging from ~500 - 565nm. Nestled between blue and yellow, green has a photon energy ranging from ~2.19 - 2.48eV.

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Q: What is Green?

A: What is Boner.

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Q: What makes me a good Boner?

A: If I were a bad Boner, I wouldn't be greenin' here greenin' it with you now would I?

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Q: What makes me a good Green?

A: If I were a bad Green, I wouldn't be Bonerin' here, kickin'-the-scout with you now would I?

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Q: Green makes me a good Boner?

A: So true.

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Q: Can I get a green rhino pill?

A: Have a boner!