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12 Mar @ 1:07pm 
We spent years sweating on MGE servers, perfecting sync jumps and airshots. I thought we were just brothers-in-arms, fans of nothing but intense 1v1 duels. But when I finally visited him in real life, I realized my "Pocket Soldier" had a completely different meta in mind. He met me at the door, smelling like victory and adrenaline. Without a single word, he grabbed me, dragged me into the room, and pinned me against the wall so hard I could hear the crit-sound ringing in my ears.

"Time to pop the Uber-charge," he whispered, before crashing his lips into mine. It wasn't just a kiss; it was a point-blank headshot straight to my heart. I tried to scream "Medic!", but my voice was lost in the heat of the moment. Now we aren't just duel partners - we are an inseparable stack. 11/10, the best "Buff Merc" I’ve ever met. +rep for the nerves of steel and the softest lips in the game.
12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:50am 
Levy Donkers is not a good human being
26 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29pm 
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10 Jun, 2024 @ 5:26am 
rat ass bot
18 Apr, 2024 @ 8:32am 
2 YEARS WITH OUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANECDOTI ON MY FRONT PAGE ... AND U DO IT AGAIN FFS
30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:11am 
(real)
30 Dec, 2022 @ 4:10am 
my autistic child was born in 2004 and was diagnosed with autism. since they have autism, their autism forces then to act out in autistic meltdowns that can sometimes get autistically violent. when they were 11 (they still had autism), they were having an autistic meltdown and acting quite autistic. my wife, who does not have autism, attempted to calm them down, but my autistic child, who has autism, pulled out a glock and shot her in the face, because they are autistic - a common trait in people with autism. i decided to not press charges, as i felt bad for my autistic child on account of their autism. a year later i found them shoving fidget spinners i bought them to deal with their autism up their arse because they are autistic. i sent them to a home for autistic children (because they have autism) where they will be around other autistic children with autism and people who do not have autism but can help cure their autism
29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:27am 
i can confirm he indeed got some of that. Im his brother after all. i know better.
29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16am 
he will refuse to play anything but apex and may or may not have mild autism.:Mammoth:
22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:11pm 
Легенда
7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:01am 
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3 Mar, 2019 @ 2:51am 
+rep good player and fun
31 Jan, 2019 @ 8:10am 
Have a nice weekend! :B1:
23 Jan, 2019 @ 7:10am 
Weekend soon :B1:
16 Dec, 2018 @ 4:51am 
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16 Dec, 2018 @ 4:00am 
Any wishes for Christmas? :steamhappy:
12 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am 
Thank you for 5000 comments on my profile :b1:
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3 Jun, 2018 @ 10:28am 
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25 Oct, 2017 @ 9:46am 
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