i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

i am a poopyhead

poopoopoopoopoopoopoop

i swear its true!!!! i was walking home when i saw the SKELETON HEAD!!! it came up to me and asked me if i believe in SKELETON HEAD i was like o my god is it really you. He drew his sword made of his previous enemies and asked again if i believed i said yes mr skeleton head and he said good my apprentice and made me kill my neighbor i was scared but skeleton head calmed me down so i can finally say that SKELETON HEAD IS TRUE!!!!! (share this with 10 friends or mr skeleton head will murder you in your sleep)

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SKELETON HEAD? possible? yes maybe. my father once said to drink a lot of milk so i can kill people when i become a skeleton warrior. but how does skeleton warrior work when is bones and not muscles????? MAYBE SKELETON IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!! i have not ever seen real skeleton in my life but i believe

Hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a girl thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like you'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun rawr xD

i don't wanna ask this bc i know u got 5mil request for this but is it possible for a sign ?? thanks budddy <3

i don't wanna ask this bc i know u got 5mil request for this but is it possible for a sign ?? thanks budddy <3

How to pay here for?

Don't say to your mudder you have seen dis..

OwO what's this? 😳❓Big red ❤💋meaty steak 🥩🍖 UwU ❤❤ 💖Mmm~ So tasty yummy UwO 😉😘, *licks meat*👅👅 💓💓Unnf UwU tastesss soo gwoood daddy ☺🤩😜~~ What?! ⁉️ EGGS?!?🥚⁉️ :0 😮 UwU *Shakeys wittle baby tail*🐶💖❤ mmm Daddy I Wuuuuv eggs~ 🥚💋💖I Wuuuuuuuv💗 💞 Yo Eggs espweciawy uwo, mmm tastes soooo good~ 💦🤤💙Daddy these eggs are sawty~💖💖 OwO ❤😍 daddy is that a sausage to add to my sawty eggy weggys?💖 🤤🥚💗 Mmm *licks sausage* 👅💦 mmmm soooo good~ 🤤💖🥴 *deepthroatys daddies big thick juicy meat* 😳👅 mmmm daddy this tastes SOOOOO GOOOOOD~ 😜💦💜MMMM OwO UwU~ *Nuzzles you*💗 RAWR 🐯🐻🦁💞

PCs are for sad geeks who have no life.

Game consoles are for those who want to entertain themselves.

I once tried using a PC - it was an absolute nightmare! (those who create these various versions don't exactly make them for the novice; they wrongly assume EVERYONE is a Geek) And using it was WORSE!!! Besides, I've ALWAYS used XBox, and it's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. And when PCs become as easy to use as XBox, games are as easy to load into PC as it is for XBox, and there's Halo 2 ported to PC (or better still, XBox games are compatible with PC), THEN I'll use it And You PC-ers DARE to accuse Bill Gates of being the 'Antichrist'?! At least he makes his game consoles EASY to buy & use!!!

So, until then, I say:

GET THEE BEHIND ME, PC-SATAN!!!

hello