AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!
So yeah, why you still 'ere?
You ain't finding anything good from here.
(Don't ask, ain't telling.)

The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
Siri, delete Mom from my contacts.
Dad left; a flag came back.
Goodbye mission control. thanks for trying.
Introduced myself to mother again today.
I just saw my reflection blink.
Ever seen chalk outlines that small?