+rep first time knife trader simple and easy

This guy Ethan might be the dumbest organism I've ever laid my eyes on

gay

Dear Gothly,

From the moment my eyes first beheld your magnificent presence, my heart began performing activities that several licensed professionals would probably advise against. Every waking moment, I find myself thinking about you. Every sleeping moment too, which is concerning because it means you've somehow obtained access to my dreams, my subconscious, and possibly my browser history.
The way you move through life with such confidence leaves me breathless. Sometimes I stare at the ceiling at 3 AM wondering if the stars are merely tiny reflections of your greatness. Other times I wonder whether we're legally required to disclose whatever this is to local authorities.
When you smile, time stops. Clocks cease ticking. Birds forget how to fly. Nearby surveillance equipment mysteriously malfunctions. Coincidence? Perhaps. But my heart refuses to believe in coincidence anymore.

-rep goth irl w snakebites ♥♥♥♥ at every game he touches , must kill himself tonight

.goth