yo stop spreading lies about me sitting down at cafes in Amsterdam with random women. I have a beautiful gf and we live in a village, not in Amsterdam. And thats the only women I will sit accross. I dont know any other women. I have a garden, I will not sit down at a cafe. I’m not stupid enough to pay 10€ for 2 cups of burnt down garbage coffee. I have my own coffee machine and running water. I will make my own coffee and sit down in my beautiful garden. Those incapable hipster gen z r*****s dont even know how to make a proper coffee. All they have to do is press a button on the coffee machine and charge me 5€. But the coffee still tastes like absolute trash juice that even my dog wouldnt drink from. And the society tells us the piercing filled pimply faced gen z barista’s make good coffee and we have to sit down at cafes. No. No, I refuse. I will make my own coffee from the beans that came from Italy to my village supermaket. I REFUSE.

tf you mean by writing that on my profile? you are the scorpion how f'in corny you have to be to write that?
I'll pay you a visit once im in the french ghettos again you b***h. im the frog? im the scorpion mf. I'm the one who stings. A guy opens the door and gets stung and you think that of me? NO, no I'm the one who STINGS.

I'd say about 6 or 7

damn so 2016 was 5 years ago?

I see a lot of people complaining about the difficulty of the game Hollow Knight: Silksong where you play as Hornet, depicted as the Knight’s friend in the first game Hollow Knight. I do want to say game feels a little harder than the original, but the reason is not that the game is harder. I don’t want to say Hornet is not as strong as the Knight. But the situation basically implies that uhh… Knight was tough as ♥♥♥♥.

YOOOOO man congrats on the Silksong release. Sorry I'm a little late for the celebration, I was busy 100%ing silksong. It took me 85 hours. Help me.

Hey man. Look… I am sorry. I was very rude to you yesterday, I had a long day at work and I was kinda sucking at the game we were playing. This does not justify my actions, but I wanted you to have the whole picture.

Again, I’m sorry to call you all those names. I might’ve possibly got you banned from the server as well, I was texting with the admins for 3-4 hours after what happened. Also if your computer is slow that might be trojan I’ve sent you with a link of a “meme”. Also you might want to check your bank account.
I dont know what to say other than sorry. I lost control. The fact that you kept saying “bazinga” everytime you did something in the game was very annoying. For future of out friendship, i beg of you, please stop saying “bazinga” and go a little soft with the “skadoosh” as well.
Your volume is at 1% I still take my headphones off when you scream skadoosh.

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I remember a gotcha flick...

glizda

I miss the old G, straight from the go G
Chop up the soul G, set on his goals G
I hate the new G, the bad mood G
The always rude G, spaz in the discord G
I miss the sweet G, chop up the silvers
I gotta say at that time I’d like to meet G
See, I invented G, It wasn’t any G’s
And now I look and look around and there’s so many G’s
I used to love G, I used to love G
I even got the Silksong picture, I though I was G
What if frog made a copypasta about G
Called “I miss the old G” man that would be so G
That’s all it was G, we still love G
And I love you like G loves G

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4-ZsUYKBx8

stand ready for my arrival WORM. You were given orders. You were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet i find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our empire. The empire anticipated your resistance that's why they've sent ME. I am CONQUEST and I am your LAST CHANCE to fulfill your duty.

For a whole 80 minute match, made a Mike Erhrmanthtraut or whatever impression to the voice chat and fed. I caled him out for feeding, he did the voice again and said “shut the f**k up and let me die in peace”.

When I was asking why is he doing this and he is ruining my game he started yelling (again doing the voice), “we had a good thing, you stupid son of a b****! We had Fring. We had a lab. We had everything we needed and it worked like a clockwork. You couldve shut your mouth. It was perfect. BUT YOU… YOU AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO…”

He was screaming at me I was scared. After that he started talking about mexicans named “solomonco” or whatever. He might did bad stuff to them. I cant divide reality with this guy anymore but I think he did some bad stuff.
Dont get me wrong I like Breaking Bad as well. (It was ok) But this person is a lunatic.
Stay away from me. F*** you. Blocked and reported.

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my oc comment stolen ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Every morning I wake up and clean the sawed off shotgun i have on my nightstand. Before taking a shower to go to my corporate hellscape job i stare down the barrel, thinking of gently taping the trigger to feel something. While the thoughts of fake interactions at work, meetings, emails and taxes cloud my mind, I hear that notification sound.

My phone lights up to show me the message from the man G. himself: “gm chat :peeposmile:”, immediately every dark thought in my mind clears up, feeling of joy and hope fills my brain as I reply with “gm G :peeposmile:” unconsciously. Thank you for saving my life every living morning in this corporate hell.

Every morning I wake up and clean the sawed off shotgun i have on my nightstand. Before taking a shower to go to my corporate hellscape job i stare down the barrel, thinking of gently taping the trigger to feel something. While the thoughts of fake interactions at work, meetings, emails and taxes cloud my mind, I hear that notification sound.

My phone lights up to show me the message from the man G. himself: “gm chat :peeposmile:”, immediately every dark thought in my mind clears up, feeling of joy and hope fills my brain as I reply with “gm G :peeposmile:” unconsciously. Thank you for saving my life every living morning in this corporate hell.

oh. understandable.

he subbed to my OF so ...

why are you guys sending hearts to each other but not me?

<3

Why are you constantly making “HAHA HR WANTS TO HEAR YOUR JOKE” kinda memes about me? I thought we were friends G. Why are you holding your homie down like that? I’m really sensitive about HR related stuff. You know I’ve been taken to HR 2 times this year for making racially sensitive jokes. Please stop the “HAHA FROG WENT TO HR AGAIN” jokes.

member majula?
member smelter demon?
member best fire lady?
member best pyro witches?
member bootleg ornstein?
member black gulch?
member torches?
member burning a windmill?
member power stancing?
member the worst level design imaginable?
member forgettable bosses?
member gangbang areas?
MEMBER B TEAM?
i do...

Your obsession with Skylar White ruined our friendship. Please be normal.

Dont press “add friend” on this profile. Owner of the profile immediately starts messaging about some guy called Hank Shredder (?) and his minerals. I dont who Hank is or what kind of minerals he has but G. seems to be very mad about Hank’s wife Marie.

Stop sending me DM’s about minerals im not interested. This is a warning.

i remember a gotcha flick...

Hello dear visitors of the profile, you might be thinking wow this G. guy is cool. But what does it stand for? Is it "guy"? or even "gay"? or is it just his name? you might check his previous names and see that he used to go by Gotcha and say oh its Gotcha. No no no... We GOTCHA. (it's a joke haha)
It stands for littterelary GOD. (sorry if you believe in god, trigger warning, but this is what we call a metaphor, if you are stupid enough to dont know what it is, google.) So please behave while enjoying this profile. Any unwanted behavior can result in a ban.

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雪花飘飘 北风萧萧
天地 一片 苍茫
一翦寒梅 傲立雪中
只为 伊人 飘香
爱我所爱 无怨无悔
此情 长留 心间

hi, i love u

AMEN BROTHER

The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.

If Morbius has millions of fans i am one of them . if Morbius has hundreds of fans i am one of them. if Morbius has only one fan, that is me . if Morbius has no fans, that means i am dead. if the world is against Morbius, i am against the world.

Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox. Because by asking "who asked?", you are implying that people need to be asked before speaking. But following that logic, you would have needed to have someone grant you permission to say that, because who asked you to say "who asked?"? Exactly, nobody did, and nobody can ask anyone to give them permission to give you permission because no one asked them. And this perpetual loop never ends, creating a paradox. So by you saying "who asked?", you admit that you are a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom ♥♥♥♥♥

ben bu dünyadan değilim evladım. bak cebime, deli raporum var.

selam,süper

Hey did you watch ronin 47 the famous keanu reeves movie? I hecking love japan.

C*nt

You think it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTS, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? l'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad that you don't own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot.

I like ur cut G.

ola como estas amigoooooooo mf

I sexually Identify as Smelter Demon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of standing in the Iron Keep burning disgusting foreigners with my huge flaming sword. People say to me that a person being a smelter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a fiery furnace on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Smelter" and respect my right to kill you with a burning aura. If you can't accept me you're a smelterphobe. Thank you.

hey... um... wanna play among us with me haha. Im shy haha. you look cute on ur pic haha. add me we can talk haha.

alright kid you obviously have no idea who i am so i'll go easy on you, hahahah. i've been to iraq over several hundred times and have never had more fear in my heart than the day i got lost in a market seperated from my mother it was a truely soul crushing experience (don't say you wouldn't be twice as scared) however unlike you i took that fear and converted it into power, willpower more specificly; more specificly so the will power fo fighting off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes you. flashforward to the year 1996 i'm in afghanistan nothing in my hands but the blood of my fallen comprades here's me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself when i see over 1000 terrorists on the horizon ''what a bother'' i mutter and beat them all down hand to hand combat. so now that you know a little bit more about yourself, ask yourself. do you feel lucky... punk?

very nice person, has been fun to play with you!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun ;))

no :)

+rep, good teammate. send me friend request, so we can talk and play sometime :)