After a good game in Worms Armageddon, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Worms and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a Worms hotseat game. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was a gay vegan called Cpt Gud. Don't trust this guy.

i'm winning dad

+rep got a honk and bonk from this stud

Climate change is a ploy to make us buy more cigarettes. If you take the mat from climate and ch from change, you get match. What do you do with a match? Light your Hanukkah candles. A professor once taught that the connection between candles and trees can be said to be paper thin. Why is that? Because wax and bark surround the core of the object. What else has cores? Apples. Apples have cores and they come in several shades of flavor. Sour Granny Smith to Red Delicious, so what else is red and delicious? Smokes. In the 1940's, military MREs were packed with food and cigarettes. What was the brand? Delicious. What color are the embers after you light your cigarette? Red. Climate change is fake.

honk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCCAnnLRcgY

Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Whooooaaa!!
Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this time before!
(Higher on the beat!)
And I know it's a place to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Yeeeaaaaaah!!

signed by Fawkes

+rep good cheater in my team

-rep cheater

+rep great player

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Goose ... Goose... ♥♥♥♥ you

Pet!

count them

YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LINDO

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Private Room ladies.

No i dont fool, we speak tomorrow. Sorry goose this is now a chat room :)

you know me fool

What da ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about koilan?

is this a conspiracy to leave ducks united, rated?

Why have a duck, when you can have a goose, a talking, singer, rock star, guitar player, pocket and happy goose?

É a tua musica q me faz feliz nos meus dias

faz me um like :>

My dickbutt is better

http://i2.wp.com/files.facepunch.com/buck/2015/May/05/monaheader.jpg?resize=1200%2C616

+rep awesome trader, with awesome price!!!!

You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.

Feliz Natal Goose!!!

+ rep fast trader!

Da tis truuu.

Maygod who cares about the face!?

Pareces uma raimunda. Feia de cara mas boa de bunda

i - i

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Fedora soldier is coming for you.

~~~ ╔͎═͓═͙╗ git gud
~~~ ╚̨̈́═̈́﴾ ̥̂˖̫˖̥  ̂ ) git gud

Oh god why....

Why is your steam picture my sniper ?

And Al Pacino.

http://youtu.be/E1TZB2edISs

indeed

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That's why i can't have nice things

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Trowing mah piss