Goose
Rycb
Washington, United States
I build like Bob, shoot like John Wick.
Loot like a raccoon in a vending machine.
Tactically chaotic, accidentally clutch.
Honk if you're nervous. HONK :cozybethesda:
I build like Bob, shoot like John Wick.
Loot like a raccoon in a vending machine.
Tactically chaotic, accidentally clutch.
Honk if you're nervous. HONK :cozybethesda:
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2,952
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2,952 Hours played
🚀 Rocket League – 3,900+ Hours Later 2780 on this account :)
👍 Still (begrudgingly) Recommended

I’ve spent nearly 4,000 hours chasing a ball in a car. I've flown through the air, scored zero-second goals, and shouted at strangers with the fervor of a caffeinated sports dad. And yet, nothing prepared me for the betrayal of removing player trading.

You took my octanes, Psyonix. You took my titanium whites. You took my Ability to gift a buddy my 19th Takumi decal.

All I want is to share the literal garage clutter I’ve collected over the years. I use maybe 4 presets, tops. The rest? Vintage junkyard gold. Let me Marie Kondo my way through it and spark some joy for someone else!

Yes, the boost meter bubble is neat. Yes, the club remaster is sleek and overdue. But they giveth two, and they taketh away an entire economy of cosmetic love and community generosity.

Pros:
Best aerial car soccer you’ll ever play.
Unmatched skill ceiling and moments of pure adrenaline.

Cons:
Trading? Dead. Gone. Buried without ceremony.
Item overload with no good way to offload.
Casual lobbies sometimes feel like “Whiff League Live.”

Final Verdict:
This game is like a long-term relationship. I’ve laughed, I’ve cried, I’ve begged it to change. And now I’m watching it throw away one of the best features it ever had.

Still addicted. Still launching it daily. Still mad as hell.

Bring back trading.

10/10 gameplay. 0/10 decision-making.
Recent Activity
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last played on 14 Apr
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