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2 people found this review helpful
91.7 hrs on record (54.3 hrs at review time)
its very pretty, TONS of things to see and do, lots to explore, graphics is amazing, voice actors are great, music is awesome, Combat is AWESOME.

Riding is ♥♥♥♥, Thieving is like trading stats and faction rep for loot, which makes no sense.
CONTROLS might give you Carpal Tunnel with using your entire keyboard in 1 hand, so either get good with a controller which is also insane until they fix it.

Its KCD2 + RDR2 + BOTW + TOTK + Skyrim + MMO put together, the story is trash, the side quests are crazy fun, the animations are great but you can tell, they copied alot of stuff from all the games above but at the same time isn'/t really as good as all those games.

Its unique, expensive, but also fun to play and get lost in. If its $50 its worth the money. GET IT
Posted 25 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.9 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
VOD HERE - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2720319879?t=4h58m50s

Game is amazing, fun to play, music is awesome, SOO MANY WEAPONS, the shooting is great, the mini levels are all fun to experience and holy crap coop is seamless!

GET IT AND PLAY WITH UR BUDS YOU"RE GONNA LOVE IT!
Edit: Out of Video memory is a problem.... I just lower the graphics from ultra to medium
Edit 2: Voice chat for the love of goof I can't get it working with Voicemeter
Posted 12 March. Last edited 16 March.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
OH MY GOD DISCO IS BACK!
ONE OF THE BEST MOST FUNNEST FREAKING AMAZING ABSOLUTELY 10/10
BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER OF GREAT DISCO, MUSIC AND A WHOLE LOT OF ARSE WHOOPING!
Posted 24 February.
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1.2 hrs on record
Gameplay here - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2660787303?t=7h21m52s

Its a pretty fun chill game about solving puzzles using visual cues and some critical thinking. The art is gorgeous and the world is styled incredibly well.

Puzzles are fun, and they lead from one minor reward to the next for other puzzles too!
Sound track is also really good to listen too!
Posted 4 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
388.1 hrs on record (128.1 hrs at review time)
One of the best Multiplayer games I have played this year!
Graphics and performance is fantastic, open servers, just pick your region and go, you're not locked in compared to any other multiplayer game.

Voice chat is actually celebrated to be used. THERE"S NO RANDOM WORD FILTERING THAT WILL GET YOU BANNED!

Work together with other players and just have a great time, pvp like mad and suffer all your losses, which is really tiny since the free loadout saves you from the pain of loss.

There's so much depth in the crafting system, searching for blueprints and all the map secrets!

Truly amazing, watch more here - https://www.twitch.tv/goofguy
Posted 16 November, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
75.6 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
DO NOT BUY, COMPLETE BAIT AND SWITCH!

1: PORTAL XP PROGRESSIONS COMPLETELY REMOVED WHEN IT WAS THE SELLING POINT OF THE PORTAL EXPERIENCE.

2: EVERY MAP SUCKS, ALL CONGESTED LANES, VERY LIMITED FLANKING, NON STOP ADHD SPAWN AND DED MECHANICS AND REVIVE AND DED AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN.

3: DEVS SAID ALL SKINS WILL BE GROUNDED IN REALITY, EVERY SKIN INCLUDING THE 100 TIER BATTLEPASS IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH NEON AND BRIGHT COLOURED NONSENSE TACTIFAIL SKINS.

4: THE FREE BATTLE ROYALE MAP HAS FULL DESTRUCTION OF BUILDINGS, THE BASE GAME YOU PAY $70 FOR DOES NOT.

**DO NOT BUY**
Posted 29 October, 2025.
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27 people found this review helpful
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42.5 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
There's some performance issues, wish I could get more than 60 fps while at medium settings at 1440p.
Gameplay wise, the new glide, punch down, grapples are good and fun to use. Guns are pretty interesting with different double ammo loadouts and the intro is abit long but the music and sounds and effects are pretty cool.

Story, well, farming is where its at and the dumb humour is back too!
Posted 11 September, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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3.0 hrs on record
The AI Ads that slyly try to get you to play their game with fake content creators completely flies in the face of us who work so hard to bring you honest content for your entertainment.
Posted 18 August, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record
This is one of the most modern survivor genre game I've ever played, multiple weapons, multiple tools, insane depth, enemy variety is practically endless and there's so many maps and upgrades.

Music is Banger after banger after banger and the game runs like a dream!
Its worth it.
Posted 27 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Slow pacing, take your time to enjoy the scenery. The game is a cute souls-like but its really good. Boss fights are interesting and there's many moves you can make to defeat the enemies other than just parrying.

The game weapons are quite inspired by tools and construction engineering which I found funny and interesting. Visually the game looks good and has its dark and bright moments. Audio and music sound great and beefy with an original score build in, combat music gets you riled up and ready to wreck, its the best part!

Works with both controller and keyboard but will take time to learn, there's no way to remap buttons right now but hopefully an update will allow you remap keys into mouse buttons.

The enemies are varied, different and fun to take on. The story is pretty cool and there's a mystery to uncover as part of the main campaign. Practically AA quality!
Posted 21 June, 2025.
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