1. People whose level is lower than 1337
2. People who don't play Minecraft
3. People who watch anime
4. People who like cats
5. Women
6. Asians

1. You will need to give me a knife skin from Counter Strike to show that you're serious about this
2. You will need to leave a comment on my profile page saying "ur mom gay lol"
3. You will need to pay $69 per month in order to stay in my friendlist

1. You join my game
2. I join your game and the lobby happens to be full
3. You send me a message (unless it's a response to something I've sent you)
4. You send me an invite
5. It takes you more than 7 seconds to respond to my message
6. One of my current friends says he doesn't like you

Users who violate the rules will be immediately blocked. Knives and money you donate are non-refundable.