This kid scammed me...I was playing minecraft pocket edition with him and he killed me and took my 6 iron ingots so i got angry and punched my dads car so hes making me clean the floor with a toothbrush (which is mine and i still have to use it since they are so damn expensive ugh) and ive been at it for several days and i and hurting and its all thanks to him and you shouldnt play with him and hes bad and not good and bye...

Panera is your home?
So, stop calling my phone!

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

Dear Realfruitrock7 parent's,
It has come to my attention that a certain member of your family has missed his chance at getting a M.O.A.B last saturday. We are sorry to inform you that your son is a filthy trash COD player and needs to be dealt with
Best regards,
Vonderhaar

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