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buh

+rep, I kinda liked your profile and thought we could be friends :3

fancy cheesewedge

Top 5 weird ass people I met in a tf2 lobby, but also oddly funny so,, +???? rep?? I think??

how did we end up here

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qwp

space station 13

amogus

idk why tf ur arguing with me, are u dumb or someting?????????? I am a being with power beyond ur wildest imagination, every day I consume amino acids in excess which only further increase my strength, my ultimate ability Gods plan, divine creation justu (inspired by a really good raper btw) is beyond ur simple understanding, with it I can do simply anything such as create a new universe or a black hole underneath u if I wish, so yea tell me how ur going to beat that u ♥♥♥♥ing dumbass.. try again and see u next season, as we say in japan Anata ga watashi ni chōsen suru tame no 1000-nen (or for u non japanese speaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, Its 1000 years to early for you to challenge me kid)

Unless...

Oh my god dude i gotta tell you about this, I've been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about this because it'd just be so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious: What if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren't, Wouldn't that be really funny? Wouldn't it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullied my ass, dude? Hahahah, I'm giggling dude, because like, We're both straight, But like it'd be so funny. Dude, imagine how much you'd laugh if i was on the bed moaning like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wouldn't that be the best joke ever?

Oh my god, dude,i can't, i'm losing it out here, It's sp ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. And, Like, you start calling me a girl because it's hilarious and the best comeback ever and it makes me cry and moan and like dude. Dude... Imagine how hilarious it'd be when you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bust a gigantic sloppy load right into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat ass and keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wet slippery bussy,dude, I'd laugh so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. you're the most funny guy ever, I can't wait to laugh my ass off while it's plopping and slapping against my wet covered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You're hilarious, dude. i love you, you're funny.

Prawn

Personally, I've always been partial to the old Japanese furry masters. Nothing like slipping on a pair of archivists gloves and holding in your own hand a 12-block ukiyo-e print of a hot wolf-man threesome. Tilting it just so to observe the fine karazuri work on the enormous knotted ♥♥♥♥♥, knowing that no less than three master craftsmen dedicated their entire professional lives in the lead-up to creating this sublime object, once but a consumer novelty for the long dead fursuiters of the Yoshiwara pleasure district. The delicate but decisive brushstrokes that delineate each tuft of fur and spurt of lupine ♥♥♥♥♥, cut with unimaginable delicacy into fine-grained cherry wood and printed on luxuriously thick hosho mulberry paper; the powdered mica mixed in with the cinnabar based ink to depict the glistening drool that slathers from their passionate kisses.
Plebs these days will never understand real art.

Hey there babygirl, Do you ♥♥♥♥ with that ass?

Hello! I have been following your tweets for the past two days, and have come to the conclusion you do not deserve to have Raymond on your island. He is my comfort character and seeing him in an environment not meant for him brings me anxiety, so I will be expecting a reply to this DM when you have him in boxes and ready to relinquish him to someone who will treasure him like he deserves.

record

golden record go boop

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i mean im not complaining

so just to clarify this is the gayest chat ive been in

Hi! My name is Reggie. I like hot and steamy hot dog weenie. I... Really like foot long dingle dong. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell. Their... inhales hot dog I'm just sayin'. Exhales hot dog into the air above me. Taste.

Hi! My name is Reggie. And I like guys. I... really like guys. There's just something about them. I like their touch, their smell. Their... taste. I like to be taken from behind. To feel them push their way inside me. I like it when they call me cute as they thrust into me, feeling the heat of their breath on the back of my neck... I like... Oh! I'm sorry, I got myself all worked up. Would you like to help me cool down?

ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

what even lmao

the least you could do is be something like double platinum, goldy, smh

your moms house is the drive through because shes so fat she the food store

this isnt my moms house this is a drivethru

its my turn at your moms house she wont let me in

hey its my turn at the drivethru window

only a simp would recognize the definition of simp off the bat

oh i almost forgot, i need a box of cream filled doghnuts

can i get a dozen glaze doghnuts and an iced coffee

it's 5 am, I got ♥♥♥♥ to do this morning why are you awake posting cringe on my profile

Oh finally the dunkin drive thru

only a simp would have the definition ready to go

Simp
•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
xD?

why is there still a simp in my comments

who are you again "fastest tits in the west" white knighting for a scumbag LMAO

the only joke i'm seeing here is a dude talkin out the side of his throat with no pub wall

furry dildos what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke xD

yea sparkly even

lol you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ call this shiny?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

it's really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shiny in here

didn't smell like that till you walked in

I already did!

♥♥♥♥ me dad