Forehead Vista

FOREHEAD

After a good game in Project Zomboid, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Zomboid and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Zomboid lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

A woman with a large stomach goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the doctor is finished he says "Well I hope you like changing diapers." The woman is elated and says "Is it a boy or a girl?" The doctor hesitates for a moment and says "No ma'am you have bowel cancer."

This fine specimen of a man has tree trunks for legs and frequently carries logs, his neck beard holds more debris than the 2011 Fukushima nuclear accident. He is known as the Girth maxer of our group and holds great disdain for the tall and lengthy lads.

This dude sneezed and cause the Chernobyl accident and kept saying its only 3.6 roentgen but in fact it was 15,000. He didnt get any radiation sickness but suffers from stage 4 hair loss looking like trevor phillips from breaking bad. He also starred in the recent movie the Whale with his Co star Brandon Fraser who played his daughter .