I'm Edging to create a world without betas, I'm sure all you goons dont have enough rizz to guess just how.

For years my friends and I were mogged for having no rizz....Not just by Sigmas at large but by Alphas as well, they... called us Sussy Bakas

but then we started mewing.... and everything changed, the results were beyond bussin... they were DEADASS.

I edged my life as a Gooner trying to cook a world without betas, without grimace shakes. I was rizzmaxxing to become a W Mogger Sigma, but that's just a whole bunch of turbulence.

Sigmas are goofy, cringe, they didn't doom scroll the ocky way. Why be a sigma at all when you can be so much more...

Your eyes aren't capping, It's the goated RIZZARD from Ohio.