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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
can you send me a friend request?
👾 🥒 🌸 🥞 👔 ⛳ 🎈 👳 🌳 🐟 🎁 🐳 💚 🌂 🔋 🏓
To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
📘 💛 🎽 😺 🎄 📕 🏀 💎 🎍 👃 👹 👽 📒 🐟 👑 🐊
And the waiter been refillin' that without a word of caution
And you get your ♥♥♥♥♥♥' bill and you can see 'em double chargin'
For the coffee and you told 'em there's a problem
Sing along like
Ohh, don't double charge me for that
Don't double charge me, we like
Ohh, don't double charge me for that
Don't do it to yourself
Cause I might just ask what the ice cube's worth
That's the only differentiator making this a non-free perk
And I might make work more difficult for you than it need be
So think about it, take a minute, let it breathe, B
But think about it, bruh, you saw me take the burger with the bacon on the side
After looking at the price of the side of just bacon
And comparing it to the what the difference in the cheeseburger
Verse the bacon cheeseburger was and making my decision
I would hate to be the waiter trying to tell me something different.
#LILDICKYISTHEBEST