"You're not gonna figure it out until your 30s"
"If you're 30 and you havent figured out your life, it's over for you"

I wanna work as a finger painting instructor at fat camp

Once a woman turns 35 , she’s medically considered to be in a “geriatric” or “advanced maternal age”

Maximal ein Seitenhieb pro 1.000 Zeichen.

I lost my hearing in Iraq buddy OORAH sir yes sir

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>I love seeing corporate boot lickers in comments. It is what inspired me to make my own company years ago. The dichotomy of gamers is amazing. On one side you have players who hate everything no matter what, and on the other side you have good little cash cows that will inhale corporate farts for a pretty penny and then thank daddy CEO for it. <3

[22:43]
Tore:
he's lost it

[22:45]
Watson:
i never had it..

>wake up
>already brainfogged with a pounding headache
>stare at a blank browser tab or desktop all day instead of doomscrolling

There's a Worm in Your Colon, Stealing Your Potential

Der Beweis ist trivial und wird dem Leser als Übung überlassen.

>1.2 hours past 2 weeks
m-marv!

[01:11]
Watson:
vidya is a bad medium for melee combat

You think directors are people who direct movies and thats all they do? No, they're the court magicians.

@jarlbalgruuf7701
2 days ago
Saturn worship is quite the rabbit hole

"Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."

[5:01 PM]
Ghadius:
god im booked for so many games

[22:56]
Tore:
i sent you this yesterday

[23:27]
Watson:
really?
oh

Scary truth: 25% chance that you're born in India

I reject every sort of positive self-criticism and only focus on the worst aspects.
the colors ARE complete ♥♥♥♥
the anatomy IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥
the forms ARE incomprehensible
this IS an insult to God and life itself

ACT II: “The Day That Nothing Happened”

Back in the apartment. The rain hasn’t stopped.

Satou opens an old hard drive. Browses through ancient folders.
A folder called “DO NOT OPEN UNTIL YOU MAKE IT.”
He opens it.

Inside:

An embarrassing deviantART post

A song he tried to write in FL Studio

A Word doc: “My Game Idea.docx”

He reads it all. Cringes. Smiles. Cries a little.

He doesn’t delete any of it.

[23:56]
Watson:
might as well just kill myself and be done with it
or just play video games
I'll do that

RIP

Das Leben ist so gut wie das was Man(n) daraus macht.

Little did we know, the 2000s was as good as it was gonna get...

Watson:
40 is the absolute over red rover no return age
35 is pretty much its over except for absolute bottom settling , where one may have a chance at a perfectly sub-average life
30 is nominal over
25 is over for a successful happy life

When three black kings talk, I sit down and listen. It's called being a decent human being and not forgetting the USS Liberty, the Lavon Affair or Apollo Affair while I'm doing it for my daughter and getting a new bowl cut with Arthur Morgan in the hood...

My issue is that i have already wasted half a decade not drawing and putting it off so it feels like a retarded candy corn idea to even try after all this time. I have 4k hours in Factorio.

I just want to be good at something.
I don't know. I guess all i can realistically do is just try to put as much time into it as possible and do that every day and hope for the best.
I'm worried that my best isn't very good at all. What if i'm one of the subhuman people who don't do things.

You don't really have to do much to excel. All you have to do is the bare minimum; just do the bare minimum for ten years and you'll be fine. You'll have whatever you think you'll have at the end of that. Any effort you can put in beyond that, the better, but you're competing with people who are on fentanyl, basically; you're competing with people who take downers recreationally and are addicted to porn. It's really not that hard. It won't be hard to excel in ten years. If you're a young man, and you feel like the world is closing in and becoming a darker place: just know that it's always felt that way, and you're in an age right now where if you put in a little bit of effort and, more importantly, can be consistent about it and not fall prey to any of the variety of hazards that are out there, you'll be fine. Not only that, but you'll probably excel.

>>7343077
You're neurotic. You won't ever start.

moderate impact coarse language

I AM 85 AND LOVE THIS MUSIC...WELL DONE!!

The most painful state of being is remembering the future, particularly the one you will never have.

Jan Böhmermann kannte ich schon aus dem Fernsehen; er hat sich ja vor allem als schlagkräftiger Comedian einen Namen gemacht.

Auch über diesen Text habe ich mich sehr amüsiert und herzhaft gelacht. Scharfsinnig und mit viel Wortwitz bringt er die Dinge auf den Punkt und hilft uns, eine komplexe Welt besser zu verstehen und in ihrer Widersprüchlichkeit zu durchschauen.

You're as old as the woman you're sleeping with
You're as old as your hairline
You're old the moment you can't bang college aged women
If you're attractive that might extend for a very long time
If you're ugly you never had any youth

Chucking two Ikegami Betacams into a dumpster, that originally cost over $50K each, seemed strange when I did it, but it was the right thing to do.

Erm... why would I have kids when I have an avengers statue on my desk?

[3:19 PM]
Ghadius:
im 3 months behind
cause never was i in the mood
cause im never in the mood

A demon within human skin, evil within the guise of a disheveled...thing.
Seeing the inmates emotionally shaken, pure horror.

And not just the Fremen, but the Frewomen and the Frechildren, too. They’re like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!

I live in Georgia, near Atlanta. I’m 32, and I just lost my job as a supermarket clerk. They fired me for “suggestive bagging”, or “inappropriate bagging”.

he thinks a diet of rice, beans, muscle meat, brings us closer to god, and was brought by god to heal mankind before the end of time - while fructose (which is in the forbidden apple) is demonic

[19:59]
Watson:
the jew fears the fallow field

sniff sniff i-is that a 2004 Honda Civic I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! 2004 Honda CivicSMELL!!!! I smell a 2004 Honda Civic! W-What is a 2004 Honda Civic doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A 2004 Honda Civic HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love 2004 Honda Civicsmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious 2004 Honda Civicscent! It's driving me 2004 Honda CivicCRAZY!!!!!!

[8:56 PM]
Ghadius:
i want instant results

-rep probably automaton spy with blue hair

yeet

Since Ramadan is over I WILL be gooning to this!

[18:05]
Watson:
female voice noise is definitely worse than 10 trains

I wanted to go to art school and be a graphic designer or illustrator from middle school to high school. After community college I went to art school. It wasn't what I thought it would be. I couldn't make a project grade worthy or at the approval of peers or teachers. I dropped out and from age 26, I was a wage slave. I did try to go back to school but it was short lived. One of the few women I had in my life insisted there wasn't enough money in our budget for both of us to go to school. So while she got her Master's degree I resigned myself to a life of mediocrity. From age 30 to 51 I've been wage slaving and no woman in sight. I heard kids in Memphis rap all the time wanting to be the next Three 6 Mafia. Bull $h!t. Here's a real rap. Wage slave for life wage slave making slop wage slave all my days until the body drop.