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YOU, ME, GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE. UH OH, THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI, WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER, WE'RE SURROUNDED BY FISH; HORNY FISH. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS: FISH ORGY! THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR, WHAT DO WE DO? WE'RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT. BARE HANDED, BARE.. NAKED? OH YES, PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE BEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCK-E-CHEESE, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UH, I THINK SO. NEXT THINK YOU KNOW, I'M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO, THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED-OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN.. JKSDGJKSGJHJKG