(and yes I know USPS stands for UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE..... some of us with small d*icks have to earn our smarts by MERIT)

I bet you're proud of your self with your big d*ick. I bet you walk around the town square telling everyone who will listen about how large your tacklebox is. I seen you at the USPS Post Office telling the package handler that you handle big packages every day even!!!! Is this what you want to become with your live? Just making it so us smaller d*icked individuals have to walk around town with tube socks stuffed down the front of our pants? I don't have the budget for that many tube socks.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare) well.. I was wondering if u wanted to play Vermintide with me (Im a hero power 650 Victor, so I can carry my little princes if need =-}} CUZ I really want someone to hoe wit me... hey hey, maybe even I could get you a precious trinket as a little gift. you like only playing Bardin? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Discord? (no scare. no scare. I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we Discord, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Amouranth ASMR stream in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfct guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. 😊

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What even is aiming tho?

WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO? (Hey remember dat one?)

I've got you a challenge.

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This guy is so kind and polite! + rep

Wtf. No comments on your profile in a year, bro. I love you. D:

Just to let you know bro, half life 3 was announced to come out sometime in 2012. The game's information is on a website called "Black-aperture" So I assume it will be halflife mixed with portal. Pretty exciting!

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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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I love you

POOP MCGOOP is my dad.

OMG POST THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE ON UR FRIENDS LIST OR U DIE!!!!!!!

Yo dawg gimme all dem tickets

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Hey! Someone who likes you posted this under ur steam comments section. U r now afflicted with a jinx that'll make ur car run out of gas slowly when you drive it. but like ur tank will drain FASTER when ur driving ur car. if u post this on someone elses comments section the jinx gets lifted off of you but than its the problem of the person you posted this too!!! IF U FOREWARD THIS MSG TO SUM1'S COMMENTS SECTION UR CRUSH WILL CALL YOU AT 12AM TONIGHT! THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS ALL TRUE!!!

Looks more like a bunny, looking away from me.
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Heres your ♥♥♥♥ a day

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JUST FOR YOU!

I likes ya... and I wants ya

Best scout of all time. I bow before thee.

THIS IS THE CURSE OF THE UNUSUALLY UNLUCKY HAT FROM THE UNUSUALLY UNLUCKY GENIE. IF U DONOT FOREWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 8 OTHER PPL THE GENIE WILL BE DISPLEASED AND WILL CURSE U WITH UNLUCKYNESS FOREVER!!!!!!

BUT IF U FOREWARD THIS 2 10 PPL THE GENIE WIL 4GIV U OF UR SINS.

IF U FOREWARD THIS 2 20 PPL THE GENIE WILL BE HAPPY WITH UR WORK AND WILL GRANT U A HAT!

THIS RLY WORKS I TRIED IT AND HAVE A FREE HAT NOW!!!!!!!

hey fatass call me when you get a solid 38

do flips, host.

traceur sussy more liek poseur sussy lmao u fukken scrub xD xD roflrofl

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Stolen from TF2chan:

I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question.
Is not a man entitled to the hat on his head?

‘No,’ says the man with the halo, ‘it belongs to the pure.’
‘No,’ says the man in Valve, ‘it belongs to Gabe.’
‘No,’ says the man who idles, ‘it belongs to everyone.’

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose …

Hature.

A city where the privileged would not fear the masses,
where the idle would not be bound by petty morality,
where hats will not be confiscated by the obese.

And with the hat of your head, Hature can become your city, as well.

THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER. NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ IT U HAV 26 HOURS TO PASS IT ON OR ELSE YOU'RE MOM WILL DIE. IF UDO PASSIT ON UR TRUE LOVE WILL CALL YOU AT 12:19 AM ON THE DAY AFTER U POST IT. THIS IS FOR REAL!!! IT RALLY HAPPENED 2 ME!!!

MY NEW PEP PEP!

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IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 steam profiles in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life.