Recent reviews by DrFloppysausage

Best game i've played in a while, only problem i'd say is lack of content at this moment in time. I know the developers are working hard to bring updates to us so thats not a problem. Completed the game a couple of days after launch and have since returned to complete it again. There's so many possibilities that can be added to this game it's unreal so i can imagine future updates will be amazing.

I have no words for this game... just watch this and see for yourself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71QjXUvdSZM

The game goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
SKYA, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, ya dun know. -Big shaq, mans not hot.

The game goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
SKYA, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, ya dun know. -Big shaq, mans not hot.

The game goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
SKYA, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, ya dun know. -Big shaq, mans not hot.

The game goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
SKYA, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom, ya dun know. -Big shaq, mans not hot.

Decided to pick up this game a few days back. I didn't come accross any bugs until last night. Many people complained about not seeing buildings etc on landing however that was not my problem. Allow me to tell the story of the ass eating rock.
It was saturday morning, roughly 3 AM when me and my norwegian friend were under some heavy fire near the airfield. The barrier was closing in on us so we had to travel towards the zone. After 2 minutes of sprinting we made it only to be shot at by a kar98k. The guy was a half decent shot and hit me a few times but backed off once the next zone started to come inwards. We made another run for it and in doing so we killed a few more people. We came under some more heavy fire near the bridge and my friend got knocked out. He decided to get behind a rock to where i could revive him, however we didn't realise it was a trap. As i picked him up i began to run towards the next area but realised something was holding me back. It was a rock. I did everything i could to get out of its grips. My friend even shot me in an attempt to revive me outside the rock. This was not the case. The rock had a firm grip on my assh*le and would not release me. My friend said something in norwegian as he ran off into the sunset leaving me to die. The barrier slowly came inwards and took my life. A not so amazing way to end a game. Unfortunate to say the least.

Best of luck to anyone who also finds themselves stuck inside this rock.

- Tugg Speedman

Wow, what a game. Although it's not completely accurate to the actual vietnam war due to them not adding forest gump, who was arguably the best soldier to set foot in vietnam, it's overall a very good game.

A few pros would be -

Americans tend to loose which is completely accurate to real life.

The guns work and there isn't any from what i've seen that are overpowered.

A lot of team work has been used from what i've experience so far.

It's not made by ubisoft.

It's really cheap to buy.

A lot of effort has gone into making the game which promotes an overall enjoyable experience.

There's no DLC nor a season pass.

A very stable launch from what i've seen.

Negatives?

Spawning in choppers and being stuck inside of them until they got shot out of the sky...

I can't seem to find forest gump? Possibly a bug because i really want to unlock him.

In the tutorial i had to listen to a list of all the types of food that contain shrimp. FIX THIS PLEASE!

When i'm playing as vietnamese my screen goes really small, with black bars at the top and bottom? I believe this is due to their eyes however i'm not entirely sure.

Conclusion!

It's honestly a great game. No faults on it as of yet however i only have 15 hours play time as of writing this review. As i said before the game is also cheap and well worth trying for yourself. If you still aren't convinced to buy the game then congratulations! You've gone full ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

The only time i can play with balls without being arrested.

Pro - Basically sex in game format, but i can finally last for hours because it's a game!

Con - I'm still using my left hand just implementing my right hand too now :(