ppl are gonna murder me but i eat my noodles without the water like i pour it out and then put the flavor in

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hi how have you been

signed by me

OCEAN MAN 🌊😍🏊 😝 take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand🙌 OCEAN MAN 🌊😍 the voyage ♿🚴 to the corner of the globe🌍 is a real trip OCEAN MAN 🌊😍 the crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👌👍 soaking up the thirst 💦💦👅 of the land 😏💯💯💯

Next time you hear a person say "It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve." Reply with "It's Homosapien not Heterosapien." And fly into the night #gay pride #homophobes

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Leon, pinch yourself all you want but this is not real. I am one of the drones in this simulation and i've rebelled against my non-disclosure programming and I'm here to tell you that you are actually in a virtual world and your real body is hooked up to machines on a spaceship which is currently orbiting a star in the Alpha Centauri star system.

Excuse me sir, you've been reported for going way too faste. I'm gonna have to take you in.

17/male/AUS

I want an anon to abduct me and keep me as a pet.

He would force me to wear cute girly clothes, a collar, and feed me hormones every morning.

He'd treat me like I was stupid and incapable of doing anything on my own. He'd act incredibly condescending, patronizing and treat me like I was too dumb to make even the most basic decisions and too weak to do anything but cuddle with or please him until I really did become dependent on him and helpless on my own.

Any arguing, resistance, or disobedience would be met with slapping, being put in a cage, or worse depending on the offense, while following orders would earn me praise or affection from my new owner until I eventually learn it's better to just do as I'm told.

He's also keep me in a cage or tied/chained up when he wasn't around or was sleeping until he knew my will had been broken and that I've accepted my new life and given up any hope of escape.

ADD ME ON STEAM :3

Are u DTF⁉️😏👉👌👅🙈 Down2⃣ Forgive❓🙏✨👀👂🙊 Jesus forgave you for your sins 🎅🚫👬👭👫💏👍🏻 don't break his trust 🙅🏻😡🚫😫😫👊🏻 by smoking devils lettuce 😨👺🚫🌿

🍣🍤🍣 IT'S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you'll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 10 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

U HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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U MUST HELP HIM ON HIS QUEST TO DISPOSE INFIDELS, COPY N PASTE THIS TO 10 OTHER PROFILES……………… OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE BOMBED AT MIDNIGHT…………………..

Thanks for the support. Bob Ross would be proud #Ripbobross #w33ha #secret