How you doing, Patton! I was reminiscing about the Linebattle days and you were a cool dude who got good kills and had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mic.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you  sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much (or at all xD)haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun and comfrotable xoxxo

added for dms battles

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Bad brother.

But best Johnson.

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You really tickle my peaches.

☩I love to play RTS's, such as the entire Total War series and Age of Empires. I also play some RPG's from Bethesda and love the Mount and Blade series. I am a PROUD member of The Royal Recruits and I love the great community I am a part of. I have made so many fantastic friends! My two favorite generals are General Stilwell and General Patton (obviously).☩

-My goal in life is to enlist in the the United States Navy and give back to my country. More importanly, my goal while enlisted in the Navy is to achieve the rank of "Master Chief Petty Officer," retire, and then force everyone to call me Master Chief forever

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your profile description is amazing.

"I would be medal to hear you out"? What does that even mean.

Nothing says intense like confronting a girl and asking why they haven’t replied. Guys try to play it off by adding in “haha” or “lols” but the message is still clear: you’re frustrated and pissed about why she’s distant.

I'm going to have to you to stop.

Shut up Nick

You really tickle my peaches.

soviets won WW2
long live the Red Army

I just commented for the badge.

Thanks, I guess?

I HEARD THAT IF YOU GO TO BC HIGH THAN YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY A MAN ♥♥♥♥♥

you really make me ♥♥♥

You really put a snake in my boot.

You really ♥♥♥♥ a doodle do

Screw you Patton, I won't have you desecrate my profile.

i miss you Patton.

We're playing stuff together over the summer.

Dude I just wanted to let you know that i crashed in that server of the zulu mod i dint leave

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Did you enjoy Nuclear Dawn?

(._. ) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :/) (._.) I be rollin', ye be hatin'

Well I guess you're a butt, then.

Also you suck at Stronghold.

I graduated top of my class in the Rangers
force multiplied you dont top ♥♥♥♥

It's very useful when you want to get someone elses message across.

My name is Nicholas Johnson and I just found out what copypasta is.

go get your ass stuffed off McDonalds with your ' MURICA '

I've only played the second one...

wat.

Indeed?

Billy bob lee swore he saw moby ♥♥♥♥ for real!!!

;) merica!

Gen_Patton - " HURR 'MURICA WON DE WAR AND SAVED UR SORRY ARSES HURR" ... I am Rick Perry and i approve of this message.

...you want some hax?

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Haha thanks Patton, hope everything is good on your side of the pond!

Haha, fool, you have failed to forsee my one true enemy, MYSELF! *Cuts self*

I am going to cut you

Why are you such a butt?