I'm over here strokin' my gut. I got gravy
on my gut. I'm strokin' my gut. l'm hungry
as ♥♥♥♥. I'm an ogre for real

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Please,

I need it I need it bad, been 6 months since going cold turkey but I feel my body craving for it once again. All I ask is for is a single plug not any plug but the one for a Tesla. Those big thick coils on a hot summer day as it plugs into my metal socket *AAAAHHHHH* It's the only thing that gets me charged up. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend all I think about is daddy Elon Musk's charging station. Please don't tell her I have thoughts of another person during intercourse. Elon if you're reading this just give me 5 minutes alone with a 250kW station. I deeply appreciated.

Sincerely,

Tesla enjoyer

Pwease

i juwst need a singwe pictuwe pwease i'm getting despewate i need thiws in my wife pwease. I juwst wawnt a singwe pictuwe of hew foot fwexing awnd cuwwing hew toes. Iwt's the onwy thing thawt cawn get me hawd anymowe. I cawn't even finish whewn having sex with my giwwfwiend unwess i think of thiws pictuwe thawt i need. Pokimane if uwu'we weading thiws awnd uwu decide tuwu hewp me in my time of need, pwease paint youw toe naiws a wight sky bwue. Thank uwu in advance.

sincewewy,

owpis

Baking the law,
Baking the world.

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