You're giving me recipes but I'd like to make my own dish, that stuffed ass with a side of your hot feet is what I need to warm me up on a winters morn yet cool me on a hot summer afternoon

are you hungry by any chance, little pup?
don't worry, mommy will take care of you... i already know what you need ♡

What dish do you prefer to eat? comment below∼
🍑 = my big stuffed ass
🍒 = my big wet tits
🐟 = my hot feet

Sewers ninja

super super sexy with a massive sausage...

+rep great mate always there

+Rep

go wey ye lil slag

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

Do NOT try to contact me again. I know the police warned you because of what happened last time, I feel like there are insects living in my skin whenever I think of you and what you tried to do to me. LEAVE ME ALONE.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

when you awaken your manhood will be taken

Dead meme for a pic lad lol

This 🅱e slappin' G.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oib5-leBing&index=14&list=PLxSL6HigD8WpmLz9tavaxRCrQ3HeQ-N78&t=0s

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeb