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3 people found this review helpful
12.9 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Imagine, you're a flying cat, blazing through abstract setpieces straight outta the 90s/2000s depictions of cyberspace.

You'll soar through the many dead or dying sites, game servers and endless wastes of a once thriving digital frontier, now taking its final breaths.

You'll meet a colorful cast of otherworldly entities, programs, and users alike.

You'll fly with full freedom, pushing yourself to finish the courses faster, and faster.

You will probably smile. You may feel that painful longing for a time past, and friends you've forgotten. You may feel nothing at all and you're just here for cat go fast.

It's not often you find a gem of a game like this where its *very* clear its a simple project of passion. It may not be perfect, but this is not a game to be missed.



+Cat go fast
+Lots of cosmetics to unlock, with some truly goofy hats that actually have special effects
+Banger Soundtrack
+Crazy abstract 90s/Y2K aesthetics
+Wholesome characters. (Hapi is too precious~)
+Goofy dialog full of early internet memes n jargon
+Cat go very fast
+Feels Great on Controller

-Some of the Boss Fights suffer from a bad case of the diarrhea christmas lights.
-Dialogue every so often goes unresponsive on controller, forcing you to switch to mouse.
-No Mouse Support for Flight.
Posted 16 September, 2024.
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206.4 hrs on record (86.0 hrs at review time)
dId YoU hEaR tHaT??
Posted 11 August, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Prime example of a proper remake!
Those of you returning to the 5th age expecting "the same exact thing but 3D" will be pleasantly surprised.
Several points had me going "what is this, what is that??", and left me feeling like I was playing for the first time again.

Experiencing the islands in full 3D, in VR no less, is something I never would have dreamed I'd be able to do, but its here, and its *gorgeous*


My only detractor is that the VR version seems a little crash happy. It mostly seems to be triggered if the headset goes "out of bounds" while the "player" is seated or locked in place for cutscenes.
Posted 26 June, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
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19.3 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
A fantastic trip back to the days of racing games that were just... fun. Don't expect any semblance of realism in the driving, this is arcade racing through and through.

Enjoy a story with dialogue and voicing thats so utterly bad its hilariously entertaining. Tear through destructible tracks, send opponents flying, witness everything exploding for no forseeable reason while the 2000s style butt rock blasts and wonder just how in the world Joe F***ing Boomer is *still* alive.

Decent variety of modes, including simple races, human darts, derby, and elimination where the last place person is literally annihilated via air to surface missiles fired from a circling plane.

The only drawback in todays age is no online multiplayer, but i guess that just contributes even more to feeling like a trip back in time. ( It does have split screen so you can remote play)

If you like stupid, chaotic fun, you have to play this.
Posted 15 September, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
21.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Projections looks like pure chaos at first, but it wont be long before you find your FOCUS and you're flying through a wild back and forth with the abstract entities of infinite dimensions, all set to highly energetic instrumentals and inspiring vocals.

At its absolute core, PROJECTIONS is a perfect dodge based spectacle fighter, but there is no fail state. The game is as difficult or as relaxed as you want it to be. You can cruise through with little resistance, or you can push your limits just to see how far you can go.

Those familiar with Wolfgun's music prior will recognize a few select tracks remixed and given new life to fit this new strange universe they've wound up in, along with the plethora of all new songs created to accompany you on the journey to discover the truth.

Fantastic experience overall. Only con I have would be load times. It may sometimes feel like you spend more time waiting than playing depending on how quickly you fly through a level.


Posted 16 July, 2021.
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91.0 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I haven't had this much simple, raw fun in a while.
Supremely easy to pick up and play, while still offering enough mechanics and mind games to remain engaging.

Be warned.. start playing and your day may disappear faster than a caught ball rocketing back at you.
Posted 25 May, 2021.
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9.4 hrs on record
8/10 - A Solid Thriller/Puzzle game.

Went in expecting common fare walking sim/stealth horror game. Got instead a title that constantly shifted into different activities (and genres even) to the point where I never could tell what was coming next, which honestly was refreshing. Expect mostly exploration/narrative, puzzles, and little bits of stealth and straight up action.

Enjoyable if somewhat predictable story, gorgeous environments, fantastic sound design/atmosphere, and some genuinely entertaining puzzles and action sequences. Also you can actually walk/sprint at a generous pace, PRAISE BE.



Posted 20 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
65.2 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Sayonara Wild Hearts is a short but sweet, and unabashedly stylish experience presented through delightful sound, lush dreamscapes, and classic arcade style gameplay.

As a "music-album game", not every song is impressive, while others strike in such a perfect way with the visuals and gameplay to give rise to a few of the best moments in gaming to exist.

Clearing levels is intended to be easy to allow all to enjoy the ride, but shooting for gold ranks will take a much larger amount of practice and precision in each stage.

There are extras and high scores to chase, but core game and story is wrapped up in about an hour.

Experience this instead of your next movie theater trip, well worth price of admission.
Posted 27 April, 2020. Last edited 21 May, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Delightful classic style point and click adventure set in a wildly imaginative, and gorgeously illustrated world, whose colorful inhabitants are brought to life through superb artwork and animation.

However, the game in its current state is tragically short. There is much to see, many choices to make (and re-make), and many threads to follow within this first chapter, but ultimately none of it leads anywhere just yet.

There is a decent bit of content hiding within this title (the mindscape IS persistent through saves and can be filled completely), it will certainly take some time to discover all that lies within, but if you are looking for a complete story, you will not find it here just yet.
That said, the current asking price is a steal for the quality of work here, and is 100% worth supporting.
Posted 6 March, 2020. Last edited 7 March, 2020.
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22 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
These are literally "face" options. They are not accessories you can apply to any face in character creation, they are forever glued to the default face you see in the preview images.
Posted 26 February, 2020.
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