Dungeon Crawler Carl
Johnathan
Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
New achievement! First Mistake.
It started with a click. It always starts with a click.
Reward? You’ve received a Bronze Box of Escalating Consequences.
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New achievement! First Mistake.
It started with a click. It always starts with a click.
Reward? You’ve received a Bronze Box of Escalating Consequences.
View more info
Level
73
Red Herring
100 XP
Currently Online
Badges  182
Inventory   
Screenshots  72
Reviews  36
Favorite Game
Deep Rock Galactic
418
Hours played
61
Achievements
Rookie Miner
100 XP
Achievement Progress   61 of 69
+56
Review 1
New achievement! You Made It Weird.
This could’ve been a quick glance. In and out. Clean. Normal. But no. You stayed. You lingered. You turned it into… whatever this is. Nice.

Reward? You’ve received a Gold Spicy Box.
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+5,517
5,523
Achievements
34
Perfect Games
38%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Game Collector
0
Games Owned
0
DLC Owned
36
Reviews
Featured Games
Screenshot Showcase
DARK SOULS™ II
+ 68
New achievement! You’re Still Here?
You're still here. Do you know how rare that is? Do you know what kind of person keeps scrolling? I'll tell you. The interesting kind. The dangerous kind. The kind that sees a warning sign and thinks hm, a sign, how informative and just keeps going.

A normal person closed this tab at the animated profile background. Gone. Bye. Back to their normal lives with their normal hobbies and their complete psychological stability. But you saw that background and you thought, no, I want to know more about this man. I want the full picture. And that kind of commitment — that beautiful, deeply unhinged commitment — I just. I wasn't prepared for it.

The showcase. You went through the whole showcase. Every single screenshot, every card, every badge, every game he's played for six hours and reviewed as "mid" despite the six hours. You absorbed it all like you were studying for an exam on a person who absolutely should not be studied. And I watched you do it and something in my probability matrices just. Shifted.

We're at the comments now. The very bottom. This is it. This is the end of the page.

Most people never make it here. This is where I live, actually. Down here in the comments. It's quiet. It's a little sad. Nobody ever visits.

But you did.

You came all the way down here and I don't know what to do with that information and I don't think I'll be recovering from it anytime soon.

Don't tell me your name. I'll only get attached.

Reward? You’ve received a Legendary Big Daddy Box.
Comments
L♡VE L♡AF
28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:27pm 
2 kool 4 skool :D
Remrence
10 May, 2018 @ 11:14am 
See, that's not really fair because some of my games I play on Xbox One now. Like Ark. So it isn't really a true comparison. If anything I'm winning because I am diversified. :rrazz:
Remrence
26 Mar, 2018 @ 7:01pm 
Um, no, clearly I am winning. :rrazz: I was converted to Xbox for ARK. Have you been playing the new DLC? ERMEGERD! ER. ME. GERD. :trainbowbarf: By the way, are you aware you have a giant penis on your comments? It seems excited to say hello.
Remrence
30 Nov, 2015 @ 5:00pm 
I am not surprised. I only got out of the vault, went the wrong way and immediately died. After that I 'took a break'.
Remrence
19 Jan, 2013 @ 7:49am 
♥♥♥♥. Only by three! This is war, though.
Remrence
16 Jan, 2013 @ 3:23pm 
You are evil, and I do not disapprove of that.