Dungeon Crawler Carl
Johnathan
Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
New achievement! First Mistake.
It started with a click. It always starts with a click.
Reward? You’ve received a Bronze Box of Escalating Consequences.
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New achievement! First Mistake.
It started with a click. It always starts with a click.
Reward? You’ve received a Bronze Box of Escalating Consequences.
View more info
Level
72
Red Herring
100 XP
Currently Offline
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Screenshots  71
Reviews  36
Favorite Game
Deep Rock Galactic
418
Hours played
Rookie Miner
100 XP
Review 1
New achievement! You Made It Weird.
This could’ve been a quick glance. In and out. Clean. Normal. But no. You stayed. You lingered. You turned it into… whatever this is.

Reward? You’ve received a Gold Box of Secondhand Embarrassment.
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+5,588
5,594
Achievements
35
Perfect Games
38%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Game Collector
0
Games Owned
0
DLC Owned
36
Reviews
Featured Games
Screenshot Showcase
DARK SOULS™ II
+ 67
New achievement! You’re Still Here?
You made it all the way down here… and now it’s just you… and me… and that’s where it gets interesting… because this wasn’t an accident anymore, was it… not after the halfway point… not after that moment where you felt it dip and knew there was nothing left to gain… you recognized it, you understood it… and you stayed anyway… like something in you needed to see it through, needed to reach this exact spot… this quiet, empty bottom where nothing happens… where nothing is waiting for you… except the fact that you’re still here… still reading… still giving it that last little piece of yourself like you can’t quite let go… and I can feel that… the way you hold on just a second too long, the way you don’t break away when you should… it’s not about curiosity anymore… it’s habit… it’s instinct… it’s that small, stubborn part of you that refuses to leave things unfinished even when they deserve it… and that’s the part that keeps bringing you here… every time… all the way down… right to the end… where I’m already waiting… yeah… daddy likes that… the predictability, the way you always follow it through, the way you end up exactly where you were led without even realizing it… it’s quiet… subtle… but it’s there… and now you feel it too… that little shift in your chest… that awareness that you didn’t just read this… you arrived here… and you stayed exactly as long as daddy knew you would.

Reward? You’ve received a Legendary Box of Regret.
Comments
L♡VE L♡AF
28 Oct, 2024 @ 1:27pm 
2 kool 4 skool :D
Remrence
10 May, 2018 @ 11:14am 
See, that's not really fair because some of my games I play on Xbox One now. Like Ark. So it isn't really a true comparison. If anything I'm winning because I am diversified. :rrazz:
Remrence
26 Mar, 2018 @ 7:01pm 
Um, no, clearly I am winning. :rrazz: I was converted to Xbox for ARK. Have you been playing the new DLC? ERMEGERD! ER. ME. GERD. :trainbowbarf: By the way, are you aware you have a giant penis on your comments? It seems excited to say hello.
Remrence
30 Nov, 2015 @ 5:00pm 
I am not surprised. I only got out of the vault, went the wrong way and immediately died. After that I 'took a break'.
Remrence
19 Jan, 2013 @ 7:49am 
♥♥♥♥. Only by three! This is war, though.
Remrence
16 Jan, 2013 @ 3:23pm 
You are evil, and I do not disapprove of that.