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Sirius 13 Jan @ 2:55am 
wait blud played mordhau before just come ft10 focking bot
Sirius 13 Jan @ 2:38am 
heard of fitgirl before ?🤤🤤🤤🤤
Blurp's Father 12 Jan @ 7:33pm 
-rep comments on peoples reviews when they don't even own the game:Angryclown:
Sirius 30 Dec, 2025 @ 6:06am 
:steamsad:
pr 30 Dec, 2025 @ 3:00am 
eeh im Sirius ehhh im stupid ehh :eaglederp::eaglederp::steamhappy:
Unjust Fate 26 Oct, 2025 @ 4:00am 
Je t'aime :chivsalute:
Sirius 25 Oct, 2025 @ 3:07pm 
et je le referais sans hésitations :humiliation::humiliation:
Unjust Fate 24 Oct, 2025 @ 6:32am 
+rep ce type est vraiment cool ! Il a couru dans un immeuble en feu pour sauver ma femme et mes enfants du feu.:argonyell:
Sirius 6 Oct, 2025 @ 1:55pm 
my fellow zionist #AmYisraelChai #IsraelStrong #StandWithIsrael
david 6 Oct, 2025 @ 1:10pm 
hi fellow jew
Sirius 6 Oct, 2025 @ 8:54am 
20K players but "dead" 🌝 :kcdgkw: ... maybe the 14 days ban is a sign though.
Precious 6 Oct, 2025 @ 8:27am 
-rep plays Dark and Darker in late 2025 (game is dead) but this guy is kinda cool :steamthumbsup:
david 20 Sep, 2025 @ 6:09pm 
Hey, fellow Zionist! ✡️💪 Just wanted to drop a quick note to say how proud I am to stand with you for Israel! 🇮🇱✨

Did you know that Jews make up less than 0.2% of the global population but have won 23% of Nobel Prizes? 🤯 That’s some serious brainpower! 🧠💥 Let’s keep spreading the truth and celebrating our achievements!

Together, we can challenge the narrative and show the world the strength and resilience of our community! 🔥✊

Stay strong, and let’s keep fighting the good fight! 💙🌍

#ZionistPride #AmYisraelChai #NobelFacts #IsraelStrong #StandWithIsrael
m3 19 Sep, 2025 @ 1:08pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get this you are a very pretty girl and should be proud!
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Sirius 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
Ahum say that to my face while getting 10-0ed in the yard buddy ☝️🤓.
Memecek 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:19pm 
Its called having problems with yourself. Get it fixed
Peposaurus 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:13pm 
medicore at best
Sirius 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:12pm 
Ahum ackyuhaly its called baiting☝️🤓
Memecek 20 Aug, 2025 @ 1:03pm 
-rep struggles to control emotions
Sower of Temptation 19 Aug, 2025 @ 11:36am 
On Vacation in Japan and I ejaculate much further. What is the cause?

Im from the US and usually when I cu.m it's a dribble like 30% of the time and shoots a few inches the other 70% of the time. While in Japan I'm shooting 2 feet atleast. Is it due to the amount of walking? The food? For context i had a office job and I am relatively sedentary at home.
pr 4 Jul, 2025 @ 7:10am 
sirius a newbie?? :lunar2019laughingpig:
pr 2 Jul, 2025 @ 12:48pm 
sirius more like vaginus
Jossa 28 Jun, 2025 @ 11:16am 
poopie fart
m3 16 Jun, 2025 @ 6:09am 
I am sexually attracted to birds. It has gotten out of hand. I don't know what's wrong with me. I am a member of every bird subreddit there is. Just the other day I caught myself slapping the turkey to pictures of birds. Not cartoons with tits, actual birds. I need help but don't know who to turn to. I can't exactly get a therapist and tell them I want to ♥♥♥♥ the birds outside. I can't talk to a family member or friend because they will think I'm a freak. I don't know if there are others like me. The few that I have told have avoided me. Posters of suggestive looking birds in my room and inserting eggs into my rectum is now normal for me, but it still feels wrong. This is a cry for help. If anyone else is feeling this way please tell me. Thank you for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to my TedTalk.
pr 15 Jun, 2025 @ 10:42am 
you cant be sirius
Sirius 23 May, 2025 @ 5:25pm 
🤭
Kaito 23 May, 2025 @ 3:14pm 
2 shots just passed you like you are air... sus
Kaito 23 May, 2025 @ 3:13pm 
yeah right, i was just wondering why 2 shots didn't hit you even though i was on top of you. maybe it was just a problem of Ping.. gg
Sirius 23 May, 2025 @ 2:49pm 
were you a guy in the trio i killed headshot in the mines ?
Kaito 23 May, 2025 @ 8:45am 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sirius 23 May, 2025 @ 4:47am 
consider the fact i might be a better player ☝🏻
Kaito 22 May, 2025 @ 2:10pm 
-rep massive cheating
Ben Dover 18 May, 2025 @ 9:39am 
BAN EVADER, PLEASE REPORT.
david 5 May, 2025 @ 2:51pm 
rip you will be missed
Sirius 4 Apr, 2025 @ 3:04am 
who r u
kronk 3 Apr, 2025 @ 6:49pm 
Well you can not be washed if you were never good so
CLØWN 31 Mar, 2025 @ 2:28pm 
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Jossa 28 Mar, 2025 @ 10:07am 
S̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶f̶e̶l̶l̶a̶ Fart smella
m3 26 Mar, 2025 @ 5:37pm 
Stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train

Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our ♥♥♥♥♥ to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train.
SERIOUS SAM 2 HATER 27 Feb, 2025 @ 8:46am 
[8:16 PM]
Washed player:
siur
david 26 Feb, 2025 @ 1:23pm 
-rep french
SERIOUS SAM 2 HATER 26 Feb, 2025 @ 2:20am 
do u know the guy named sirius?
Fellu the kiddo 23 Feb, 2025 @ 9:46am 
from The Hawk🦅 To the Tuah💦 To the rizz🤫 To demure💅 Brainrot🧠 Tiktok⏰ Thats my scene🌄 I feel sigma when i FE!N🎶 On skibidi🚽 Im tryna rizz 😏you for your gyatt🍑 Ice🧊Spice🌶that thang And make it clap for Kai Cenat🥷 Ohio-o-oooo This is where the sigmas go🗿🍷 Ohio-o-oooo I said this is where the sigmas go🤴 Im into skibidi🧻 Edging with my bros👯‍♂ They suckin on my toes🦶 English🇺🇸or Spanish🇲🇽 And they froze🥶 No point in taxin fanum💸 Cause i goon on my own💧 Forty-something Lunchly boxes🍔 Stored in my home🏘 Aint new to mewing🧏‍♂ Ive been edging for so long📐 Im crashing out😵‍💫 I need to jelq my drake a load😮‍💨 You goofy ahh Bagging the fries🍟 You aint the goat🐐 John Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️n Pork🐷 He called🤙 I hit the griddy🕺 Picked up the Phone📲 Yeeeeaaaaaaah🤪‼️
multiple oxygen elements 22 Jan, 2025 @ 6:33am 
Ever since I was a young child it was I who awed adults with my brilliant equations and sentences. But as I got older I struggled to connect with people my age. Whenever I try to talk to a peer about anything I am met with sneers and confusion. My vocabulary is far too advanced for the laymen. I am rather furious at the world. I feel like that scene in the regular show on a regular show where the raccoon and bird drinks a large quantity of the “brain juice” and get scolded by the gumball machine.
One idea I have is banging my head against a hard surface daily to damage my prefrontal cortex. I suspect a lot of “normal” people have a underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. Another one would be to consume an OTC medicine “Dextromethaphan” which according to my research should cause IQ damaging effects with regular use. Any other ideas?
m3 19 Jan, 2025 @ 4:05pm 
Ever since I was a young child it was I who awed adults with my brilliant equations and sentences. But as I got older I struggled to connect with people my age. Whenever I try to talk to a peer about anything I am met with sneers and confusion. My vocabulary is far too advanced for the laymen. I am rather furious at the world. I feel like that scene in the regular show on a regular show where the raccoon and bird drinks a large quantity of the “brain juice” and get scolded by the gumball machine.
One idea I have is banging my head against a hard surface daily to damage my prefrontal cortex. I suspect a lot of “normal” people have a underdeveloped prefrontal cortex. Another one would be to consume an OTC medicine “Dextromethaphan” which according to my research should cause IQ damaging effects with regular use. Any other ideas?
SERIOUS SAM 2 HATER 16 Jan, 2025 @ 10:07am 
S - Shout & Talk Over Others
T - Terrible Exegesis
U - Understand Nothing
P -Pull out your sword if they oppos you
I - Insult Others
D - Dodge This You Bastard
Sirius 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:40pm 
yes , the official brawl servers simulate very well the br matchup lobby
Berserk 26 Dec, 2024 @ 12:25pm 
washed are you training for next br ?
david 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:20am 
cutie:steamhappy:
æd lort 7 Dec, 2024 @ 4:33pm 
thwank you daddy siwius