God, sometimes I wish I was Godzilla, you know? That way I'd be able to just cause havoc throughout the city until only that building remains. Then, I'd grab it by each flap, so to speak, and start sliding my enormous lizard ♥♥♥♥ up and down the middle. Think of the view the people inside would get! It'd be great if my reptilian foreskin started shedding and peeling into the windows, leaving quite the job for the janitors. I'd go faster, and harder, until it's time to release a blast of atomic breath into the sky and prehistoric semen all over the building. Keep in mind, that's seed that I've been saving up since before the Mesozoic Era. It'd practically give the building a fresh coat of paint. Hopefully I'd finish by the time the military arrives, so I could use my newly limp other tail as a means of fending off any tanks that try to interfere with my voyage back into the sea to save up another loa

dongfiend says put the ♥♥♥♥ on keistercoughs back

put the ♥♥♥♥ on keistercoughs back

put the ♥♥♥♥ on my back

Smelly

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