Comments
30 Apr @ 9:28pm 
+rep peak profile
27 Mar @ 5:34pm 
you could repopulate a whole country with those gooning hours
11 Mar @ 10:52am 
do you like crush crush
28 Jan @ 3:11pm 
Sir, are u okay with this crush crush playing time. Maybe you should go doctor for your health.:happyquill::happyquill:
25 Jan @ 1:15pm 
YUUURSURSKI
25 Jan @ 1:14pm 
how many times you gooned?
27 Dec, 2025 @ 4:49pm 
i will pay a lot of money to talk to this man
25 Dec, 2025 @ 1:33pm 
you should be in the guiness book of world records for the most deflated nuts
20 Nov, 2025 @ 12:56pm 
He has hit 60K hours on crush crush right now
14 Nov, 2025 @ 9:00pm 
+rep #1 crush crush player:steamhappy:
5 Sep, 2025 @ 8:29pm 
you are very good at crush crush my friend
15 Aug, 2025 @ 4:59am 
57k hours in crush crush are you okay?
31 Jul, 2025 @ 7:29pm 
💞🌊🍦
12 Apr, 2025 @ 7:50pm 
Hey that wasn’t me sorry galinkinlin
6 Apr, 2025 @ 2:00am 
i promise its not worth allat bro :broken_heart:
2 Mar, 2025 @ 4:21pm 
I wish I could see this mans balls
9 Feb, 2025 @ 10:27am 
"yeah it's alright i guess" 😭 ur a legend
27 Jan, 2025 @ 1:16pm 
unemployment final boss
26 Jan, 2025 @ 5:12pm 
go touch grass saggy nuts
26 Jan, 2025 @ 4:47pm 
nice 53k, i hope you never have children
22 Jan, 2025 @ 2:00am 
A comment from March 1, 2024 reveals he had ~45k hours at the time, and another comment from August 4, 2023 reveals that at that point, he had ~40k hours. There are 211 days between those two dates, which means there are 5064 hours available to game in that time frame. This means that Crush Crush was idling on his computer for 211 days straight or at least very close to 211 days straight.

I pity the ballsack on this man. It must recoil in fear when it sees Crush Crush open. He must not be capable of orgasm at this point. Sex isn't an option, because he probably wouldn't get a boner.
10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:06am 
dude, no fking way you're still alive 🤔🤔
26 Oct, 2024 @ 10:51am 
bro what are you doing with your live
20 Oct, 2024 @ 4:52pm 
i dream of being like you one day
29 Sep, 2024 @ 4:19pm 
Keep up the grind unc
28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15pm 
bro your balls are mash potatos:steamsad:
10 Jun, 2024 @ 9:33pm 
this page has some of the finest autism steam has to offer
30 May, 2024 @ 7:25pm 
lil bro has 5 years on crush crush :sadMio::sadMio: thats wild
9 Apr, 2024 @ 4:29pm 
how are your balls still functioning
7 Apr, 2024 @ 9:52pm 
WHY TF DO YOU HAVE 50K HOURS ON CRUSH CRUSH
21 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26am 
Crush crush grind is crazy
20 Mar, 2024 @ 9:30am 
CRUSH CRUSH GRIND NEVER STOPS
bro, hows your life doing?
5 Mar, 2024 @ 8:07am 
how are your balls still stuck to your body:steammocking:
1 Mar, 2024 @ 4:32am 
45k hours is wild blud
21 Feb, 2024 @ 10:21pm 
ponele 40k horas al sex with hitler porfis
16 Feb, 2024 @ 2:03am 
Leaving my mark for the hours spent on Crush Crush to come
12 Feb, 2024 @ 12:13am 
bro, are you ok?
26 Jan, 2024 @ 11:02am 
your room must smell lovely
28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:43am 
Congrats on 5 years playing Crush Crush, I truly hope I can fully understand how your brain works one day
27 Dec, 2023 @ 2:31am 
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16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:31pm 
o7
5 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm 
you need help
4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04am 
May God have mercy on your soul
28 Aug, 2023 @ 2:00pm 
Wow
23 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06pm 
He's a legend
4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:19pm 
ma man got 40k hours in crush crush, teach us too
16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:25pm 
please teach me master
6 Jun, 2023 @ 7:59pm 
aren't you the one with 15k hours in blush blush
2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41am 
hello can i be your friend i also want 39k hours in a porn game about fake women please can we be friends please i am good person i like girls trust a lot really please can we be friends