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byzauka 8 Mar @ 8:27am 
+rep chill guy
DarkFl4re 8 Mar @ 6:36am 
yoo bro, add me! :)
goat☺ 3 Jan @ 12:47pm 
:twoswords:FÜR EHRE!:twoswords:
dead cheaters 25 Oct, 2025 @ 12:58pm 
cheater :summer2019pig:
mwubi 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00am 
"dazu kommt, dass ich zwar eigentlich schlagfertig bin - aber nie wenn es drauf ankommt." - Rainer Winkler
76561199548599318 6 Apr, 2024 @ 1:12pm 
+rep, good teammate
76561199060051983 10 Mar, 2024 @ 5:51am 
ty for game
-=Tвой Малыш=- 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm 
kids on cheats wh 100% with friends
76561199404867812 22 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am 
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𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤 :steamhappy:
76561199487885603 11 Oct, 2023 @ 5:08am 
added for trade
mwubi 23 Sep, 2023 @ 3:53pm 
"Ja, meine Mutter ist auch.. Eh.. nicht mehr da und jetzt mein dad so krank. Ich kann gar nicht beschreiben was ich.. ehh.. alles fühle. --- Das glaub' ich dir gerne,..... Soo Leute.. Ehh... Forza ist fertich runtergeladen, wolln' wa mal ne Runde starten"
goat☺ 5 May, 2023 @ 6:19am 
Die Bots riechen dein Knife:CashDollar:
mwubi 3 May, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
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mwubi 16 Feb, 2023 @ 9:43am 
This officer pulled me over asked if i'm even allowed to carry this huge ♥♥♥♥ around with me. Finally someone who understands my problems. We wen't on a Ice cream date afterwards
goat☺ 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22am 
+rep actually ♥♥♥♥ on my desk
goat☺ 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:21am 
-rep tried to ♥♥♥♥ on my desk
Hanzo 15 Nov, 2022 @ 6:09am 
existiert hat
Hot Anime Waifu 14 Nov, 2022 @ 2:26pm 
der größte Mann auf diesem Planeten, die Legende, der beste Vermintide Spieler der je existiert
Hanzo 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:56pm 
POLICE Tarkov has WIPED POLICE 5 months 26 days 12 hours 4 minutes 32 seconds since wipe. Will the game wipe soon? Do fish get thirsty? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? Do one-legged ducks swim in circles? THESE ARE ALL QUESTIONS WE DON'T HAVE ANSWERS TO!
why are you watching 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am 
:,(
why are you watching 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:22am 
:o
DaBaby 21 Mar, 2022 @ 9:06am 
uncool
Hanzo 18 Mar, 2022 @ 12:52am 
"This morron bought ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ READY OR NOT AND HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIDN´T tell his freinds about'!!!!!!"
DaBaby 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm 
DaBaby 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am 
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DaBaby 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am 
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why are you watching 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am 
Richtig Nice :praisesun:
goat☺ 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:33am 
2 Jahre Haft Bruder
Hanzo 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am 
PARADOX

More and more I am growing to just resent the Paradox business model. They seem to be using the same strategy for everything, by which I mean release the game itself with only bare bones features with the full experience locked behind 200+ dollars worth of DLCs that really should have just been included in the base game.
As far as the game itself goes... It's OK... It's much better with all the DLCs at which point it starts to feel like a "full game".
But the base game will get old after a few hours.
Honestly not worth it.
DaBaby 3 Jul, 2021 @ 10:52am 
Daily Comment 2.0 - #4
mwubi 22 Dec, 2020 @ 12:27pm 
Daily Comment #3
mwubi 20 Dec, 2020 @ 6:55am 
Daily Comment #1
mwubi 20 Dec, 2020 @ 6:55am 
otto
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mwubi 21 Nov, 2020 @ 10:27am 
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mwubi 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:15am 
IamA prison guard and always see and hear ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up stories, some they could make multi million dollar horror movies out of. I was an alcoholic for 2 years and now I am on anti depressants. Most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up? Sigh, probably the 45 year old who would ejaculate in baby bottles and feed it to his 2 infant kids with their milk. Or the one who would taser his 6 year old niece in the face and eyes to make her perform felatio on him. All this and more on a daily basis. I've contemplated putting a gun in my mouth a few times.
mwubi 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:14am 
There was this taxi in my town that would offer kids ride me home from school for free. I was in 3rd or 4th grade when he started asking if I wanted a ride home. I always said no because I didn't know the person. When I was in high school, that taxi cab driver was arrested for child molestation, rape, and two counts of murder.
mwubi 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:13am 
This was a short tale I was told in High School. The man who did this went to an institute after pleading Insanity (and for good reason). Pretty much, when he was bored, he would go around his neighborhood with cheese and round up all the stray or outdoor cats that were on his block. He would put them in his truck and once he got home, he would use a post-hole digger to bury the cats in his backyard in small holes with only their heads above ground.

And then he would mow his lawn.
goat☺ 28 Aug, 2020 @ 5:31pm 
Komm Ranked für deutschen Pass
Hanzo 25 Aug, 2020 @ 8:39am 
▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ carrycopter <--- Hanzo
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Willywonka 25 Jun, 2020 @ 9:17pm 
It's like the rest of the world just shuts off, and all that matters is you and Lady Blue.

And you know what she said to me?

"You're great."

Keep it cool, Lois.

-Justin
Hanzo 7 Jun, 2020 @ 4:35pm 
My wife left me and took the kids. Just kidding, I am fat and ugly, not even karen would be interested. Please help me i haven't had any interaction with the female gender since my birth. I am heavily depressed. Game is good tho, 10/10.
Edit: End me please
Edit 2: Last female interaction was on the 3rd of june 2020, when steam user Yukeh commented on this review, claming she is one of the many members of the female gender.
Edit 3: The interactions keep coming in. As of now, the last interaction was on the 7th of June 2020 when steam user Kyko reviewed my review. In her review of the review she implied being another one of the members of the two-x-chromosomes-gang
Hanzo 18 May, 2020 @ 5:57am 
DaBaby 17 May, 2020 @ 7:26pm 
Er mag kleine chicas
Hanzo 14 May, 2020 @ 4:28am 
Alder, wohnst du hier ? xd
Hanzo 14 May, 2020 @ 4:06am 
Chris Hansen`s Kommentar ausblenden und melden
why are you watching 13 May, 2020 @ 12:22pm 
Kein Problem :praisesun: