Recent reviews by The Great Goyball Ban of '26

Amazing

Very fun, good replay value for a horror game

If they made more Chinese spyware this fun, I wouldn't even be mad

Crashes every time game starts, even when it used to not crash it was a clunky unoptimized game

Will change my review when I defeat the hardest boss: the download

Edit: Definitely an improvement in physics and graphics from 2020, but still has a lot of bug fixes to work out.

Gives me PTSD. Highly recommend.

Thought it didn't have the husky from Overcooked 2. It was hidden under the beagle skin.

Bush trips not working, problems with ATC comms, manually inputting IFR plans into MCDU, occasional freeze on startup, occasional control lockup on flight start (requires restart), Citation unable to change transponder mode.

I didn't know what to write for this review, so here is a recipe for prawns with chocolate sauce

Ingredients
10 large tiger prawns
1 egg
150g panko breadcrumbs
Juice large orange
15g chopped dark chocolate
1 tsp cocoa powder
1 tbsp flour
2 tbsps brandy
2 tbsps olive oil
2 garlic cloves
1 dried chilli
salt and pepper to taste
Vegetable oil for frying

Method
Coat the prawns in flour, egg and breadcrumbs then set them aside until required
Slowly heat the brandy and the orange juice in a small pan. When warm add the chocolate and remove from the heat. Stir until the chocolate melts.
Heat the olive oil and add the finely chopped garlic and the chilli, let it cook for two minutes. Once golden, add to the chocolate sauce and keep warm
In a large saucepan or deep-fat fryer, heat oil and add the breadcrumbed prawns. Cook for 3-4 minutes until golden and cooked through.
Serve the prawns with the dipping sauce

I got this for the malware. Sadly it had some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game attached. 2/10 would not recommend.