Recent reviews by WitchKitty

The Perfect Cat Simulator. I can be an absolute bastard and feel no remorse.

Not recommended for game journalists.

I panicked and closed the game when my mother entered my room.

Convert a Couch into a car and drive it while your weeb-sh!t loving friend stares at anime boobs and your girlfriend murders a group of Hatsune Mikus with a gun that screams like Patrick Star when you fire it.

This game has mandatory side quests that give you the xp you need to progress.

Also I am at the point of the game where I need to be a higher level in order to progress and I ran out of side quests. my only form of xp is now daily missions Fix that stupid issue please.

Also the game has a ♥♥♥♥ you go play outside mechanic in the form of stamina which is something mobile games use to make you stop playing for a bit.

No one plays this but it's really fun

Doesn't run on toasters but I played the mobile version and it's a funny sandbox game with beautiful rag doll physics.

Cutie Patootie Simulator

Fun to play if you like games that let you build vehicles and drive em.

Smack your friends with a giant d1ld0 simulator.