So I (F25) have an extra space where I can “store” my urine. If I really need to go but I don’t have access to a bathroom, I’m able to relive my bladder into my pocket. I can control it. I can empty the pocket once I get to a bathroom. The urine definitely leaves my bladder, and I am almost positive it leaves my body. But it doesn’t go into my pants, I can put it in my “pocket”.

It is a little different than my bladder, it’s more fragile so I have to walk funny and keep my legs closed. I can keep it there for awhile, it doesn’t have a “sensor” like the bladder does but it’s uncomfortable to hold in.

I wasn’t born with this skill. I have a small bladder and have to pee a lot. When I was a kid, I would have frequent accidents. So I feel as this was a developed skill my body has adapted. Idk tho.

My theory is that the (TW this might be gross idk) urine goes into my vagina. Now when I’ve told friends and family this before, they simply do not believe me.

Jerking off makes me feel like Walter white. Like ♥♥♥♥ yeah dude... I have a whole secret badass gangster gooner life and NOBODY knows!! Especially since porn is illegal in the UK now. Stroking my ♥♥♥♥ with my gooner bros feels just like cooking down in the lab with Jesse. My mom is skyler: annoying , always tellung me to stop yadda yadda. ♥♥♥♥ foids bro. Anyway anyone else feel like this?

Happy Weekend, Princess
Hope this weekend brings you lots of good vibes, great games and zero stress
May your drops be legendary, your ping stay low and your fun level stay maxed out

Take some time to relax, enjoy the little things and stack up some awesome memories.
Weekend mode: stress OFF fun ON
New achievements, epic moments and positive energy all around

Games, music, chill moments…
In short: Have an amazing weekend!
See you in-game. Good Game and Have Fun

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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

I’d rather not go too into specifics but I had a guy over a couple weeks ago for a hookup and forgot to close the door so my Akita I’ve had for 2 years wandered in while we were going at it. The guy was being pretty rough and I was getting into it moaning being slutty you know bottom things until the top pointed out the dog was watching us. I got him out of the room and closed the door but since then my dog doesn’t seem to want to listen to me, respect my authority, or even spend much time with me. I try to pet or hug him and he growls or moves away, that wasn’t the case before…
I know “homophobic dog” sounds ridiculous but is it possible that since he saw me in submissive position he doesn’t want to listen to me anymore ?

As Spy fell over into Medic's lap, clearly veering into drunken territory, Sniper felt a chilling realization wash over him. His heart was pounding, yet it lay heavy in his chest. His cheeks were flushed, and while to others it came off as a side effect of the booze, to him, it had something much deeper hidden underneath it. Medic helped pull Spy to his feet, and Sniper couldn't help but feel a sense of jealousy for the man.

It should have been him.

It should have been his hand. His lap. His...everything.

Sniper never gave thoughts of romance the time of day. But now, as he was watching spy shed the skirt and blouse, he couldn't deny it any longer.

The only girl he'd ever loved, was Spy in drag.

Until one night, during downtime between battles. The crew had been messing around, drinking one too many beers.

Spy had taken his mask off for the night, he'd been messing around with an old trunk of clothes they'd found in an abandoned warehouse. Spy was laughing as he put on skirts, blouses, heels, he even found a string of pearls to slip around his neck. The others all cheered him on with matched enthusiasm. Sniper however only observed from the sidelines.

While he didn't look miserable, he definitely seemed quiet. That was just, who Sniper was. Didn't talk much, but his words carried weight. And while everyone else was talking, laughing, and taking the piss out of the situation, Sniper, observed from the sidelines.

Sniper was never one to question his sexuality. Never really gave it any thought. He didn't have crushes in his youth. He didn't date, he didn't really have an interest in anyone. Except, of course, for those of the same team.
He'd repressed it for years. Assumed it was a phase. While he never developed any interest in the girls around him, he definitely had a myriad of different crushes on his male peers throughout his youth. He didn't know how to feel about it, though. Didn't know how his parents would take to it, either. Boys didn't feel that way about other boys. They didn't hold, didn't kiss, didn't marry each other. It wasn't talked about. It wasn't even brought up. If someone were to even scarce a whisper about someone's gay cousin, they would be met with hushed voices and mild scoldings. So, Sniper buried it. He buried it deep. When his hitman career took off, it only gave him another distraction to bury it under. Sniper never bothered to give it a second thought.

Toy Chica is the only animatronic that wears clothes, these clothes are shorts, which look pretty sexy to me, and the men adore her.
The fandom has made a lot of pictures of
Toy Chica in pretty sexy versions, and it's pretty clear why they did so, the favorite of many men.

stop chugging tipp-ex

Make them Huge

Just make them Huge, as in: increase the maximum size of the bust for the nude (undressed) female model. --This changes the undressed character model not the clothing or the size setting. -- Dressed females still have the vanilla bust size, it only works in the undressed state. --The crusader outfit is "adjusted" for the size (as a test), the rest is too difficult for me to do, sorry. It also looks quite crude since i have zero knowledge with character modeling and blender. Works well enough with a nudist club though.Would not recommend using it unless you plan on doing that. Recommend "Undress" to get naked (apart from religion).

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Why do you have "My stepsister is a futa fox" in your library?

I’ve become fixated on Skibidi Toilet, and it’s turned into an obsession. I often find myself watching it to the point where it distracts me from my daily responsibilities and relationships. I feel guilty afterward and realize it’s not a healthy habit. I want to stop but struggle to break the cycle. I’m hoping to identify what triggers this behavior and find healthier outlets for my time, like engaging in hobbies or physical activities. I need strategies to manage these urges and regain control over my media consumption, ultimately leading to a more balanced and fulfilling life I can’t stop this addiction please help

Me being animesexual and jerking off to my waifu's everyday is not a choice because God created me and made me animesexual and it is not sin for me to lust over my anime waifus because the Bible does not say that men who lust over anime waifus have already committed adultery.
Ever since I was 13 years old I knew that I was only sexually attracted to anime women. I never once had any sexual attraction to women or men. Because God did not make me straight or gay. God made me animesexual.
Lastly anyone who is going to comment saying that my anime waifus are not real are animephobic.
I'm 26 years old now and I will always jerk off to my anime waifus because God made me animesexual and a chronic masterbator.

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"Scout, putain, je ne peux pas-" Spy's warning, useless as it was, devolved into French-laced gibberish as he came down his throat. His face was hot, mask wet and sticky on his skin, and Christ Scout was still sucking and it was the best thing he'd ever felt and it was too much, and it hurt. A choked-off whimper fought it's way through his lips as he grabbed Jeremy by his hair and pulled him off, a wet pop sounding as the suction broke. Spy could feel the red in his face as he took in Scout's drool covered face, grinning through it all.

"What the hell was that?" Spy wasn't complaining, he was just curious is all. Maybe he could get him to do that again, once he recovered.

"Happy Father's Day."

I have a crush on you

ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!!! AND HE WON'T COVER IT!!!!!!!!! like???i don't know what to do ive tried talking about it to the councilors but they said my condition isnt real???? like um YEAH IT IS??? i would know???cause i wake up screaming and in tears each night because i have a reaccuring nightmare where SANS TELLS ME I'M GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME THEN HAS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DECENCY TO TELL ME I'VE DIED TEN TIMES, AND THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS!!! YOU KNOW HOW M

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I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 | loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy They had. one day, 1 was playing Angry Birds. When all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long. Willy and started jerkingg I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily. And Never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

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i want your uglay i want your diseaaaaseee i want your everythang as long as its freeee

rah rah ah ah aaah roma rom mom a gaga oo la laaa want your bad romance

my dad owns roblox and he will ban u if u don't send me 500 robux

Bullying? Think you're so cool? The girl you just called fat?... She just eats like a pig even if the medic told her to stop. The girl you just called ugly?... She hasn't taken a shower in a week. The boy you just tripped?... He never exercised once in his lifetime sits on his ass all day. See that man with the ugly scars?... He got punched for being a pedo. That guy you just made fun of for crying?... He is crying because his father caught him punching his mother. That kid you just made fun of for being bald?...He is actually an extremist into politics and wants to become the next school shooter. Put this as your status if your against bullying!!. I bet 95% of you wont re-post , but I'm sure the people with a heart will.

+rep my friend pepa pig

+rep fuzzy guy

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roc an ston

-rep @FuzzySpall After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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-rep twitchtard

fuzzy spall i will kill your entire bloodline and make you suck my dead grandpas ♥♥♥♥ until he ♥♥♥♥ blood. how dare you call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pyro main. you are a twitchtard who streams for rent money and praises xQc. You cannot even handle the n-word and burping. you votekicked me for that. you are a snowflake.

snif sniff oh god is that a oh god sniff oh oh my did u fart baby girl mmm because u blow me away

+ rep, thanks) Good aim tho

i bet you live in a tower block and pish in the clyde

kinda sad

-rep thinks im Italian

+REP ♥♥♥♥

go back to fortnite

your mother don't kill you coz i'm out .

-rep idiot kill teammate why ? ..

thanks for the comment but -rep cuz u dont like GARY ;DD everybody loves gary, and + he helps helps u cúm

+rep was hacking in my wet dream so i think he should be banned