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jebbinston.a 19 Mar @ 3:00pm 
Keep huffing up those stairs like you're auditioning for a horror movie sound effect, Renegade Migit Marker. Keep posting your triple-chin selfies acting like anyone gives a ♥♥♥♥. Keep proving you're the human version of a cautionary tale nobody asked for. Doctors see you coming and just start writing "heart attack waiting room" on their notepads. Your blood pressure's so high it could power a small city, and your cholesterol could grease an eighteen-wheeler. You're not living, you're just slowly killing everything around you—including any dignity that ever existed.
So waddle on, you pathetic, drooling, food-stuffed ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Keep being the living, breathing, sweating proof that some mistakes don't deserve forgiveness—they deserve wider seats and a reality check they’ll never understand. Renegade Migit Marker: too fat to fight, too dumb to run, too gross to ignore.
jebbinston.a 19 Mar @ 2:59pm 
And ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the stupidity. Your brain must be running on dial-up in 2026. You open your mouth and pure idiocy falls out—slow, confused, wrong every single time. People talk to you and immediately regret it because it's like arguing with a soggy French fry. You couldn't figure out how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel. Marker. You absolute dried-up, crusty, worthless marker. The kind nobody even bothers to throw away because touching you is already punishment enough.
jebbinston.a 19 Mar @ 2:59pm 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting, sweaty blob of useless meat, you wobbling mountain of grease and disappointment that somehow still breathes. Every step you take makes the ground shake like it's terrified of what might happen if you fall. Your gut hangs over your belt like a sad, defeated water balloon that's given up on life, and your shirts gave up trying to contain that disaster years ago—they just stretch and cry in silence. You shovel trash into your fat face nonstop: burgers, tacos, whole pizzas like it's a personal challenge, then wash it down with enough soda to drown a small village. And then you sit there gasping, surprised your heart's pounding like it's trying to escape your disgusting body. You're not big-boned, you're just a lazy, greedy pig who treats every meal like the last one on death row.
GamerMk38 31 Dec, 2025 @ 11:16am 
In the chaotic world of online gaming, FunkyShoe has become a legend for all the wrong reasons, specifically for a tendency to "goon" out at the worst possible moments. Just as the team prepares for a crucial push, FunkyShoe inevitably enters a glazed-eye trance, staring off into the digital void while the enemy team secures an easy victory. It’s as if their brain short-circuits from sensory overload, leaving their character spinning in circles or standing frozen in a field. Teammates have grown used to the frantic shouts over voice chat, trying to snap FunkyShoe back to reality before the round ends in total disaster. While the habit provides plenty of laughs for the spectators, it has turned every match into a gamble: will FunkyShoe play to win, or will they succumb to the brain fog once again?
xen 13 Jan, 2024 @ 2:13pm 
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💖💝 +Rep.Friendly guy!!! 💖💝
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Bird 14 Oct, 2023 @ 11:50am 
When is bro gonna make a plateau
FunkyShoe 9 Feb, 2022 @ 3:51pm 
i haven't traded in over 2 years are are you giving me rep
i haven't ever talked to you as well
FunkyShoe 12 Jun, 2021 @ 12:08pm 
i never traded with you, hell i haven't even played tf2 since Apirl 7th of 2020, i see your a tf2 man so why are you giving me rep
FunkyShoe 12 Jun, 2021 @ 12:03pm 
Who the hell are you
꧁༒☬๖ۣۜǤнσsτ༻๖ 11 Jun, 2021 @ 10:38pm 
🧚‍♂️┌──── ·⚡。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚⚡. ────┐🧚‍♂️
💖💝 +Rep.Friendly guy!!! 💖💝
💓└──── 🔱。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚🔱. ────┘💓
Spoon 14 Dec, 2020 @ 7:38am 
You’re welcome lad
FunkyShoe 14 Dec, 2020 @ 7:32am 
Thank you
Spoon 14 Dec, 2020 @ 5:49am 
noice
FunkyShoe 4 Dec, 2020 @ 3:26pm 
YES I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK POGGER DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING THAT SAYS I REPORTED YOU
FunkyShoe 29 Oct, 2020 @ 5:46am 
Haha Ksp Background go BRRRR
drmarcus 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:16am 
scammers get scammed
drmarcus 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15am 
Yeah get out you bich
FunkyShoe 29 Jan, 2020 @ 1:22pm 
first elsa now a dumb*** like you SCYTH3VYES /3
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FunkyShoe 19 Jan, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Yo blodine elsa scamer like stuh up
FunkyShoe 17 Sep, 2019 @ 11:48am 
So right now my trades aren't working right now so when i can trade i will tell you guys when it finally works
Tentypjankes 16 Sep, 2019 @ 1:47pm 
Added to trade ;)
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added for trade
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LexGlow48 24 Jul, 2019 @ 4:07pm 
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