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3 people found this review helpful
27.8 hrs on record (25.5 hrs at review time)
It too damn unstable
Posted 9 February, 2020.
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822.8 hrs on record (801.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counter-Strike is now Free to Play!
Great, but it increases the amount of smurfers and hackers potentially. So you introduce PRIME.
Oh wait, people who paid for it don't get it?
A big ♥♥♥♥ you to the community
Posted 9 December, 2018.
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69.7 hrs on record (59.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
"The Center" update broke singleplayer - that map was the single reason for why I wanted to play again... RIP! I hope there will be a fix soon. This game has been in early access for a while... Nice to see some updates, just wish they wouldn't break 50% of everybodys games...

I have been playing The ARK single player for a bit, and taming in SP is really unbalanced, takes wayy too long without bumping up taming speed at dino hunger to the max - the second option can't really be used once you've tamed one dinosaur cause then your already tame dinosaur is going to run out of food.

Other than that, a rather good game. Very addictive once you get started...'

Update: 2. july 2016

I have been playing The Island for quite a bit, while it is grindy it is also very satisfying getting somewhere. This is clearly still a game in Beta/Alpha state, as the bugs are showing themselves quite frequently such as not being able to change items in hotbar, flying mounts stop being able to move in the wanted direction and such.

I have not yet tested if The Center map is working, as I am having too much fun on the standard map.

TLDR: Minecraft on steroids, but harder.
Posted 25 May, 2016. Last edited 2 July, 2016.
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139.6 hrs on record (31.8 hrs at review time)
I got up in the morning, thought what the hell let's try this game out. 5 minutes later the sun went down. 10/10 would not sleep again
Posted 23 April, 2016.
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7.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Description: Press any button, and you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
I am not just an arcaderacer who doesn't know how to drive, I would say I am fairly good at driving games, but this game... As raw as it can be, cars don't turn (I have to go around 60 kilometers slower than the same car on Project Cars) and if they turn, it's because they oversteer like crazy, AKA you are going to spin out.
Honestly, I probably need a tutorial JUST for this game, but WTF - going STRAIGHT is not an option? Constantly fighting that huge ass magnet in the wall of the track trying to suck me into it, cause when VTEC kicks in yo, you're going to have a bad time
Posted 30 March, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
62.4 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Gets a solid 5/7 =)

I have had a lot of racing games, and this one is my favorite racing sim of all time. Assetto Corsa got nothing on this, and I really do mean it. Racing around the Nordschliefe is both relaxing and entertaining. Multiplayer is not cancerous, people actually race and don't crash into you unlike other racing games.

What I would wish, is that it had more street cars. It is very race focused of course since it is a race sim, but I would love some more street cars such as the Cayman GT4 or the Corvette C6 Z06 - track hybrids, and definitely would like some concept cars like Gran Turismo has (FT1 and when the Porsche 918 was a concept)
Posted 26 December, 2015. Last edited 29 March, 2016.
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698.7 hrs on record (135.4 hrs at review time)
Great waste of time, my favorite game. You can go on it for a 10 minute session, or play it all day, which is my favorite part of the game, not being "committed" to playing it for long at a time.

I played SARPBC, it is a semi-worthy sequel to that, as it lacks the original maps (utopia is no longer round, stadium too, ship and stuff is not there), and I can only hope that they will bring this in the future
Posted 12 November, 2015. Last edited 24 December, 2015.
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35.4 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Getting the Alphabet error, did not fix it by waiting an entire hour in the menu. Thanks Activision, AAA game that doesn't even work at launch... as usual.
Posted 8 November, 2015.
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58.1 hrs on record (55.6 hrs at review time)
played it a little. It is grindy but fun
Posted 6 January, 2015.
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