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•。❄️Christmas❄️ 。* 。
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˚ ˛ •˛• ˚ | 田田 |門| ˚ ☃
❄️¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❄️ ★❄️¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸❄️
╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ❄️ ❄️ ❄️
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ❄️ NEW YEAR ❄️ 2026 ❄️
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ❄️¥☆❄️☆❄️☆¥❄️ ❄️ ♥♥♥ ❄
I can live with it!
From Lemmy with L.O.V.E.
You yell "EMP all electronics are offline!" when the power goes out.
The second your dog jumps on you, you snap its neck.
You think you have Comando Pro on so you jump off the 5 level building.
You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."
You put a flare by your xbox so you can spawn by it when you wake up.
You kill a bug and say "Tango down".
Then you really really really gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty
Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
If you really really love me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HAvXHpLwJA4
Happy B-Day, dude!
Damn, I would eat Your ♥♥♥♥♥, if You'd had one...^^
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»-(¯`·.·´¯)->Lemmy's tongue & Fox's clitor<-(¯`·.·´¯)-«
#Fox~: french...
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: I thought U are streamer
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: MY stram
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Sure
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Well
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Cya bro
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Kiss Ya
#Fox~: y cu doh
#Fox~: <3
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: With tongue
#Fox~: (k)
#Fox~: (l)
#Fox~: ahah
#Fox~: XD
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Vaginas?
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: (!)
#Fox~: ( . ) ( . ) kiss my boobs ;)
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Id love to
#Fox~: kk cu for l4d2 game maybe
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Hope so
#Fox~: tomorow thinkin i will play
#Fox~: i'll try to call falco too
#Fox~: then kick som' ass as the old time
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Yes
#Fox~: with the ukr lead
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: MORE FRENCHES
#Fox~: :D
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: :P
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: Go now
#Fox~: bye
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: I wanna masturbate now
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: gg bb
#Fox~: ahah stop sayin' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ -.-"
Cönstans"lemmy"Barrön: NEVER
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