After a good game of csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, it turned out that it's actually a GIRL! (we never VC'ed) she pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt sharp pain in my neck, felt dizzy and that's the last thing I remember. I woke up and checked my phone, turned out 5 days had passed. -rep i don't know what happened.

-rep had sex

-rep had sex with my wife

+rep had sex with my wife

-rep sleeper agent for al qaeda

i will help you

5

HEEEEEELP

Denise

dabu

first in 2024

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THIS USER TRIED TO KILL ME. RUN!

roblox

steak greet

don't trust this user they has bombs and guns and weapons and threatens to kill people and keep trying to doxx my house so they can bomb and gun and weapon it with planes and other evil offworld technology.

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galunga

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A girl 👩🏽👧.... AND a gamer 🎮? Whoa 😮 mama 👵! Hummina 🥶 hummina 🥶 hummina 🥶 bazooooooooing 📏❗! eyes 👁 pop 😵🗯💥 out AROOOOOOOOGA 🚢⛴! jaw 🏺 drops 👇 tongue 👅 rolls 🧻 out WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐕 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 tongue 👅 bursts 💥 out of the mouth 👄 uncontrollably 🙌 leaking 💦😨 face 😀 and everything 💯 in reach 👍 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr 🥴 tiny 👌🏼 cupid 👼 shoots 🔫💥 an arrow 💘 through heart ❤💗💖 Ahhhhhhhhhhh 🥵 me lady 👩🍑... heart ❤ in the shape ✴ of a heart ❤ starts 🔘 beating 👊 so hard 🍆 you 👉🔪💦 can see 👀 it through shirt 👔 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 milk 🥛 truck 🚐✊ crashes 🔥🚘💥 into a bakery

Why do we hunger

wooga

hoping on Alien Swarm

aeooooaeobua

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice

weezer

dont force me listening to weezer I WOULD NEVER

dododooddoododo

eater

wugga wugga

what is a weezer!!!!!!!!1

aegjhjku

ever heard of a game called ''portal among us blue portal'' by among us

speaker

half liver...

commenting in the pfp are for the nerds smh

crack cocaine

get in the borealis

imagine playing HL2
NERD

+rep what is weezer and why you comment on my pfp!!!!!!!!11

jesse

weezer

gwa gwa

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down

do you

Half-Life

What da dog doin