Ghost Mountain Last House Tee 20 Mar @ 9:41pm
Chloe really out here treating the house like it’s an open-world game with zero cleaning objectives 💀 skipped the tutorial and went straight into chaos mode like a true menace.

Side quests include**New!Click to edit** “leave clothes in every possible location,” “spawn mysterious bathroom hazards,” and somehow… “invent a brand new mechanic where you pee in a water balloon??” like EXCUSE ME who unlocked that feature and why was it even tested 😭

At this point the house isn’t even a house anymore, it’s a full survival map. Every room has its own environmental damage and the bathroom is the final boss nobody is mentally prepared for. Even the air quality got nerfed into the ground.

Meanwhile the rest of us are just NPCs begging the devs for a patch. Chloe PLEASE we need the Hygiene Update v1.0 before the whole server crashes.

It wasn't actually all that funny

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hi

You called me a damn Canadian bean brand. >:(

ya see I laughed because it was funny