CPU: ThinkForge i13 Hexacog – Overclocks itself when bored.

GPU: H-Force RTX 5090 – Integrated high-end Ubisoft-Hamster with 5090 RPM and fur-ray.

Hard Disk: Quantum Disk XQ – Predicts data writing without violating the Heisenberg Uncertainty.

RAM: 2×128 GB SchrödingerRAM – Never full or always, still don't know.

Cooling: PlaceboCooler Potent7™ – Works only if you believe in it.

Motherboard: MumLogic Z5 – Comes with warmth. And passive-aggressive BIOS messages.

OS: i²OS – It's not imaginary, just complex.

Keyboard: GhostBoard MKII – Types things you didn’t even think.

Monitor: LuX emit98 Pro – Blinds you before a flash bang.

PSU: Perpetual XMobile Core™ – Runs forever, unless observed.

Internet: HeLaNET HK25 – Outlives your purpose of life.